hOw to tAke it gRaceFULly

hey.

hey.

watsup.

i'm kind of drunk.

oh nice. [ what else can i say ?? ]

yeah i'll have to talk to you later.

no no you should totally talk. i mean its always fun to hear drunk ppl on sooo many topics.

well i can't. not today. i'm with someone. i picked up someone at the bar.

what are you saying!

i said i picked someone at the bar, and i'm now with them so i can't talk.

what ARE you saying!!

i'm not kidding. ha ha. i really did.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!

:O

all....riiiit...eeeeyy then. just don't get up tomorrow to find yourself handcuffed to the bed and all your money stolen.
good GOD man.