Thursday, October 30, 2008

wAs iT goOd foR yOU toO?

so i've been dreaming really wierd stuff lately [ freud wud have a field day ]

so i'm back home. and in my grandpas place. and i need to use the.. ahem... ladies room [ my aren't we being jane austenish today ] and then i rem i had to take a torch [ coz it was night ] and walk out of the house. and wear my slippers coz i cud no longer bear the water everywhere thing. and then i had to go to this ramshackle shack.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

thats when i woke up.

omg wait i just rem. that still how the bathroom is in my grandpas place. u totally have to get out of the house and walk in the night and pray that u don't step on a frog or something.
oh ya now i rem, on no account do i go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. ok ok 'loo'. [ u just wanted me to say it didnt ya? what are u? ten yrs old? ]

nyways do u know places like that too ?? where u have to take a torch in the night to the loo. and make sure u don't drop the torch down the loo. coz its an indian loo. [ ok can u like stop giggling everytime i say loo... sheesh... ] and then u have to watch out for frogs and lizards and stuff.
and by then ur not sleepy anymore. but if u dont sleep u have to watch this really fat uncle or really ugly aunt snore. [ ugh ]
so u close ur eyes. put the blanket over ur head [ otherwise the lizards might fall on u from the roof of the house ] and make sure that all the edges of the blanket are tucked under ur limbs around u, like a coffin style. [ else insects might get in and crawl on u from the sides... ] and lets not have any thots about the snakes that are potentially on the roof. say a quick prayer to god that no small insect goes into ur nose, ears, mouth and then fall asleep?

what can i say? i had a really fun childhood.

aaaaaaaaaack there's a frog near the water tap. i need to wash my legs after going to the loo. shooo! shooooooo.

aaaaaaaaaaack! its jumped closer!!
run!! ruuuuuuun!!!!!!!

4 comments:

  1. see this is exactly how you attract me..
    in this case, 'familiarity breeds company'.

    i wonder if you'd have also been freaked out with teh frogs who could jump really high.. like till ur eye level, and piss on you.

    oh ah.. u forgot teh spiders too..!!!

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  2. MADAM you go too far !!

    sorry :P but i really love that sentence. the last time i had so much fun was with the off with your head thingie...

    u know thats gonna be my standard reply to any comments posted on my blog henceforth...

    MADAM you go too far :-|

    hee [ said the kook with an expression of glee ] ;P

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  3. MADAM you most definitely go to far
    :-|

    my first love was D and then my first love was F and then my first love was....

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