tAkiNG a sHoT

man we were soooo tired from carting all those planks around... when we got home, she calls P to come help us carry the plank home from the car, and he's like
"i'm watching a movie, can't we do that later ??"

:O

guys are such pigs!!
:D
anyways we blackmailed.... ok she blackmailed him to come help us, and he did. bout 10 min later and we got all the stuff up....hufff huffff....

[ ok a lil background here.... me and A went to Ikea to get her a bed frame.. and it was friggin heavy!! man. and i scratched myself , but ok we digress.... ]

so the thing is kind of complicated to assemble and since we're like totally busy the whole weekend, [ A's bf who is P has a cricket match, we need to shop for a camping trip..etc etc v.v.imp man ] she asked if we could do it today, but he was like
"today is MY day, i'm not doing anything. very tired.... so i can't help you"
:O

< ghastly deathly silence >

O-M-G!! ok so all of this was going on in the gobbldygook language, and guess my T is getting better coz i understood all of that... but now she suddenly goes all quite and i'm like uh-oh. you are like SO screwed dude! what were you THINKING!! whatever you just told her, it was SOOO the wrong thing to say...

:P

anyhooo, A stops in the middle of borrowing the drill bit and hammer from a friend and says never mind, we'll do it later. and goes all scary silent kinds...and i'm just sitting there... right there!!! [ ok come on, pretend u understood nothing and whistle. ok damn it, i can't whistle for nuts and don't make eye contact with anyone. A looks like she's gonna burst into tears any sec. P looks like he'd like to hit someone... for God's sake don't make eye contact. and KEEP whistling. uh-oh may day may day, we have eye contact, start talking... i dunno wat! just something...anything!!. make sure A does NOT cry.
distraction... we need A distraction.
..
ok stumble over the wooden plank and fall on ur face.. that's a good distraction. ur not forced to console anyone if ur bleeding and unconscious on the floor are you?? ... [[ as you might have guessed i'll do anything to avoid confronting a weepy woman. ]]
]
well then i did the next best thing. went into my room to pretend i'm doing something important and ignore the rising tension. [ man, i tell u. its all a bunch of roses till someone decides they'd rather go ride they're bike than help us assemble house furniture :P ]
ok ok anyways.. so then we have dinner and there is this death chill in the room. and me sitting there desperate to diffuse the tension. and i start talking about kites. [ wtf!! KITES?? why the heck are we talking about KITES?? ] and some other random stuff. and then P tells how he had gone for a bike ride at 3, got stuck in traffic and finally reached home at 7.... which i am forced to admit is pretty tiring. and i'm making all the proper sympathetic noises.. and...

[ what am i?? the comic relief here??? where is my 2 million contract and corner RV?? ]

yes. YES it was a tiring day for ME too!! how did you guess?? yes yes being the stronger of the two, doing mosting of the carting :P ...
observing random kitchen, bedroom, living room furniture... making all those agreeing noises when she goes oooh isn't that cute?? but shud i pick this one or that one?? [ and ur like whatever man...who the heck cares?? they both look stupid. pick something and lets get outta here... ]
basically doing what YOU'RE SUPPOSED to be doing as ur the BF NOT ME!! YES!! i'm tired too!!

and YES it IS exhausting to reconcile 2 young ppl in love who are having a lover's tiff. in FACT i HIGHLY recommend you not to attempt it, and instead go have a daqueri instead
^_^

and boys?? u can either sleep in peace or u can have a girlfriend.
girls ALWAYS wanna either talk, or discuss feelings, or discuss where this is going... or discuss they're next home improvement project [ and they DO want your opinion... even if u cudn't care less ]
so you clearly have a choice, its either u get her drunk or you slip some pills into her coffee. that way she falls flat on her face, and you CAN finally sleep in peace! and dude, yes i AM telling you to grow a pair. come ON!! are you a MAN or a MOUSE??? :P
ok i admit, NOW i'm just having fun :P

phew. ok. i showed all proper levels of enthusiasm for all stories. NOW can I go sleep??