Tuesday, November 18, 2008

mY dAY ofF FroM Q

so i thot i'd take a break from my life [ trust me. the number of disasters i get into i really really need a break someitmes.. ] and hide out inside a locked room.
unfortunately, i had to catch a flight back to hillsboro and apparently now its too foggy so we can't land at the shuttle airport. so... so we're going to the commercial airport.
[ oh thats just great, coz now its gonna take an hour to get from that airport to the office. on top of it, i'm lugging around my carpet, that i bought yesterday ]

so i'm sitting in this teeny airplane [ somehow i thot the shuttle was gonna have a lounge with a pool table and a wide/flat screen tv and drinks. reality was far far.. Far from my fantasies... ], with my eyes semi closed and wondering if i shud trust this tiny airplane on landing in the middle of foggy weather. actually i don't see that much choice, the other option is to get hysterical, accidently hit the guy sitting next to me in the face and scream my head off.
naaaaah not this time. i'm too exhausted for that kind of thing today.

but seriously. look at it. ITS SO TINY compared to that cloud.
:-/

ok ok think about something else. not that there is 10,000 tons of metal improbably suspended on thin air hurtling at a speed of... lets just say very very fast. and the pilot cannot see what he's doing, coz of the fog. ok lets not think about that.
lets think instead of white fluffy bunnies. no Wilson, pandas do not eat bunnies. u just eat bamboo. yes i know its a tough break since you don't get bamboo in canada.
sooo.... sorry.

wait don't look out.. think pink bunnies. think pink bunnies... no no don't think of them in an airplane crash, alll mangled up!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1 comment:

  1. oh good i've gotten over my fit of pique ...

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