Saturday, November 1, 2008

cAn'T dO tHe baBeS

i have it on gud authority that guys believe,
[ and guys correct me if i'm wrong... ]

that if ur a babe then you won't wait for more than three rings when u call a guy.
its like the rule of babedom. so if u call the guy back, or mebe that rule is for calling anyone. so basically, if ur a babe and u call someone, you will not wait for more than 3 rings.

and if someone calls you, esp the guy ur interested in , then you won't pick up before 3 rings. and then you won't call back if u leave them a message and will wait for them to call u... ok my head is reeling from all these instructions !!

ok i'm pretty sure that i'll never ever be considered a babe. i just dont know the RULES !!!

thats sooo sad !!!

16 comments:

  1. WOW.. i dint know that..
    so it accidentally qualifies me as a babe!!!

    not bad!

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  2. The prev anonymous is so happy to consider herself a babe.

    this is a bogus rule, by which even an unbabely girl would become a babe.

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  3. this post is by the 2nd anonymous.
    nice post. thanks for such interesting findings. but, it looks like a common rule that every one follows.
    ne ways, good post.

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  4. eh wat?? u guys are giving me a major
    id crisis.

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  5. An unbabely girl??? thats new!

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  7. Oh well then, it seems that the emotionally-orthogonal-lifestyle is pushing me hard to be a babe :P

    Doncha worry babes, I'll return the calls - and will wait for more than three rings for that matter :)

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  8. did i mention my jane austenish sensibilities??
    u will all refrain from unseemly language.

    and ankur, u b****, i did call u multiple times over the weekend.

    PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE !!

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  9. and by the way, for those who didnt get it. i'm not really sad about not being a babe.

    stop sending me condolence mails !!!

    grrrrr
    QoD

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  10. u know QoD,
    ur not QoD, in fact ur the QoS, a la james bond style. and this aint no condolence or some shit.
    It really takes a great deal of observation of your own life and of people around you to reach some kinda conclusion like that.
    Not that its the next best discovery after gravity, but i really like the fact that you go to such intricate details of life, relationships and even smaller things that makes life worth it.
    Gal, am addicted to your blog, and for me by all means you are way better than any freaking babe who needs to get some self importance by not picking up a call before three rings.
    but i still think that a babe doesnt pick up a call before three rings because she likes the name of the caller so much (.. well I do)
    But u know what QoD, you ARE the Real BaBe!!!
    I truly admire your spirits and the way you mention every little thing in your blog. I have a feelin that we would make great friends. but I do not want to be presumptuous. I hope I bump into you sometime, but thats very unlikely thanks to teh diff timezone.
    Ok now m really exceeding my limits writing a love letter to another babe.. (oh how unbabely!!!) Darn it!
    I really love you, does it sound corny? well be it.

    You Rock! xox

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  11. oh go on.

    no i mean really. go on. i can never get enough of hearing ppl praise me!
    [ have been waiting forever to say that line ;P ]

    ok ok seriously...
    errr..... thanks? you overly-nice-freakishly-affectionate-anonymous-stranger....

    ok ok kidding. thanx for that aaaawww moment. and ur gr8 too, whoever u are. and we cud be totally like best buds and paint each others toes at a sleepover [ thats what they show in the movies, so it must be true ]

    and i'd like to say i wudnt be here without u guys, but that wud be like ... a total lie. coz i'd be exactly at the same place where i am right now without u guys.
    :P

    ok OK! i'll stop now. aaw shucks now i'm all like blushing and stuff!

    I Rock!
    QoS [ i hope the S is not some wierd thing, coz i really don't want to be wierd. i mean, i'm normal, YOU ppl are the ones who are strange ]

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  12. h aha ha hah ah ah ahahahhahahhaaa..

    Rolling on teh floor..
    see u never disappoint me.. and thts why i ll never appear wat was that Saw style or whtever and chop ur head.
    S is for solace.. but guess strange is more apt! :P

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  13. phew ... thanks!
    i was really under some pressure there...

    NO Wilson, i don't have to go to the lil ladies room. [ rolling my eyes... ]

    oh btw meet Wilson, he's new.

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  14. wait. i just got it.

    did u just compare me to JAMES BOND??????

    thats soooo COOOL !!

    woo hoo.
    hey ma!! guess what???? someone just compared me to james BOND!!
    what? who cares if that person might be delusional!! its JAMES FREAKIN BOND!!

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  15. no sweetie. i din kno u wont get THAT!

    ok.. fine.. here lemme spell it all out for ya
    Queen of Solace/Sense of Humour/Strange Connotations/ Sick Sometimes /Serendipity/ Sanelessness... uff m outta words here.. can u help please? ;P ;P

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  16. well in my defense i read ahead and was thrown off my stride by the whole.. female writing a love letter thing. and lets not bandy words such as love, sweetipe pie, sugar, honey etc around.

    no Wilson, its not ok for you to call me sugar buns. just stop it willya???

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