and to prove the point that it is STILL a wonderful life we end the boring monologue lecture by reading this
Drink out of a toilet
no no. that link title was just a joke. it really is a cool thing..
anyhoooo. who wants to listen to a pompous old bore going on and on about how we're doomed?? granted that its me who is the pompous bore in this case. but seriously. lets just put those thoughts in a box and keep it on the side...
actually lets talk about CEOs of universities. [ first of all who knew unis had CEOs and second of all did you KNOW he was paid about 700,000 dollars. in THIS economy??
gud lord what does he need all that money for??
SURE he can buy these really nice 300 dollar shoes that i saw yest... ok forget that. ]
but i have a question. when you say we are in a recession. does it mean we don't have enough to eat and a place to stay? or does it mean we can no longer afford that second summer house in cabo and to go to the maldives for our bi-annual vacation??
oh u mean now i can't afford to buy the real pricey garbage bags that make my house feel soooo nice?? and i can't buy diamond collared accessories for my dog?? how sad.
HEYY even a 10 year old could have told you this was inevitable.
wat? wat do you MEAN no one will buy the 4 million dollar car that ur building. oh there's a REAL need for those flying limos right now.
yup this recession is a reaaaal b*****
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