aaaaaha! P! i am hereforth and henceforth declaring you as my arch nemesis of the workplace.
you have shown urself to be worthy of this title , through your dastardly deeds and twisting of basic facts of life and physics.
evil madam!! we are now at war! you are advised to stay to your side of the darkest abyss which is the second floor of our office and i shall defend my side of this hellish abyss.
ha! better beware P... i am fully cognizant of your manipulations and trickery. and also pure stupidity which is by far the most dangerous of the dark arts you practice.
but behold! i hold the axe of truth and physics and laws of nature with which i shall cleave your wicked arguments into a million pieces and render them useless!!
now begone! flee from the bright light of logic and reasonableness, run away and hide in your hidey hole...
au revoir
until our next battle.
< bows and exits meeting room >
[ wish i could suddenly stand up in the middle of a meeting, say this and leave in a hurry. expressions would be priceless ]
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