wiSdOm oF tHe agEs - 1

i also remembered/ re-learnt another piece of wisdom.

don't wake up early on holidays like sundays and stand in front of your sleeping parents and stare at them, willing them to get up and make your breakfast.

1. it doesnt work. they DO get up, but theyr NOT AT ALL in the mood to give you, your brkfast or let u watch disney. i've noticed the closer you are to their face as they wake up, the less chances of getting wat u want. [ funny huh ? ]. ur prob better off sorting through ur wardrobe [ aaha a nice messy nightmare ur mom can wake up to ] or painting a picture with water colors [ aaha a nice messy nightmare ur mom can wake up to... ]
2. when they do get up and see u staring at them intently, ppl tend to freak out. [ fyi even friends in California tend to freak out. when all u want is for them to get up so u can go out [[ wat am I?? a dog??? ]] or u want permission to use their phone ]
3. 6 year olds don't know jack squat about making toast, ironing clothes, heating water for a bath [ can't reach that geyser switch ], a lot of things.
4. if u rationalize that since ur parents are asleep on an early sunday morning and that allows you to watch disney cartoons and eat your own brkfast [ hey! theyr not awake yet, i'm bored and hungry ], ha! think again.

yup
imp stuff man. imp stuff

also don't try to heat water, by heating an iron box and sticking it into the water. [ 1. it chars the bottom of the iron box, 2. the water does not get hot that way. also u have to be REAL convincing when u tell ur mom later that u don't know who did it, mebe it was the leprechauns. apparently leprechauns are smarter than that... ]

and another thing is don't try to save your mom work, and help her out. if ur mom is asleep, its better u sit down in the center of the room and not touch anything.
i once thought i'd help her by oiling my hair b4 she got up and surprise her. u know.
unfortunately i spent a lot of time rubbing ghee into my hair. and for the life of me i cudnt rem why the heck i even had the idea in the first place, when i was being yelled at. it might have earned me some brownie points, if i had told i was trying to help her.. no wait. i did. and thats when she told me the sitting in the centre of the room thing. very imp stuff...

some parents don't even like if u try to jazz up your clothes and cut them artistically. i don't get that concept. so i don't know bout if its true for all parents. mebe your mom wud like it. i'd say that its your call on this one.