diRtY LauNdrY oN dE fLoOr

u know how some people are just naturally messy. especially the bathing room. yes yes the same as bathroom.
sometimes i just give up u know. i just close my eyes, wear rubber chappals and ignore the pink gunk on the wall of the shower. i mean how the heck did it get there???
i mean what is that???? you don't even OWN anything thats like pink. i dont see any pink shampoo or soap or watever...
also i wud always get a major complex seeing the sheer volume of bottles present on the counter. i solved that problem by lining up all sorts of bottles and stuff on my counter. i hope they dont notice its just 4 diff conditioners and 3 diff shampoos parading as ladies toilette.

i just thank the lord for the battle hardened senses i now possess after yrs and yrs of living in a hostel. you guys will agree with me here. there's nothing more horrifying on this planet than sharing a bathroom with 15 other people.

i'm afraid that i have become so fussy that i don't think i can share a bathroom with ANYONE else.

its like
"honey... dearest i know we've been married only 3 days. but u know, how fussy i am about bathrooms. i'd like you to use the guest bathroom for the rest of our lives. i've already moved all your stuff. c ya"