wiLL dO tHe diTzy tHinG

for once, i wish i cud be really honest [ u mean u weren't till now?? omg! ]
i mean looking at these stupid girls who can't make up their mind between 2 guys and who string both guys along till they do. [ now don't get me all wrong here. anon from around europe. I DON'T WANT those guys. ] i mean how stupid are they to fight over an immature ditzy kind a gal who lives in her own la la land. [ hey i live in my la la land too, but its SIGNIFICANTLY more interesting. i have more things than just unicorns and puppies in MY la la land. i have dragons too :P ]

i just don't get it. half the time i feel like asking.
THIS IS THE GIRL UR ATTRACTED TO??? DUDE!! WAT ARE U THINKING????
ok ok admittedly she could be considered hot and sweet and nice and also slightly ... urm better not say that, both the guys are bigger than me....
but seriously. dude. wat r u thinking ??? ok mebe ur not. but still.

seriously???? u'd be happy with this... this.... ok i better not say that too.

but then once in a while i feel like tearing your hair out in frustration over the wide-eyed puppy dog saccharine extra sugar sweetness kind of girls around me.
oh and btw its not the first time this is happening... i seem to have come full circle with this kind of encounter.

u know wats painful? painful is when they have to finally grow up and you just HAPPEN to be around to help them through the transition.... sigh... growing up is so painful....

ok OK i'm getting the hankies and sopping bucket. hold on ... don't drown Wilson with your tears... HOLD ON a sec willya?
NO i didn't MEAN IT when i said your nose was too big and no one will ever marry you. i WAS KIDDING!!! will u STOP crying???? OFCOURSE he loves you!! [ omg! how did i get myself into this?? ] OFCOURSE he'll call [ ofcourse i'll hang myself soon ]


sigh