giMmE SoME mOre

ok i'm a sucker for them.. and this is just a pansy ass way of reaching my Q4 goal
:P

but seriously, i love to collect quotes, and since i'm such a ray of sunshine in ur life AND soo generous, i just wanted to share.....
aaaaaaw [ how was that for a yuppy Wilson? did i do well? did i? did i? ]

^_^

have a gr8 weekend !!

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Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we".
- Mark Twain

Life is rather like a can of sardines: we're all of us looking for the key.
- Alan Bennett

Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job.
- Roseanne Arnold
[ lol, imagine saying that to YOUR SPOUSE :D ]

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.
- Wendy Wasserstein
[ GOLD STAR QUOTE OF THE DAY ;P ]

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
- Will Cuppy
[ so true! so true! :D ]

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before.
- Gilbert Chesterton

The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.
- V.S. Pritchett

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

There are terrible temptations which it requires strength and courage to yield to.
- Oscar Wilde

Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
- Mark Twain
[ YES!! FINALLY!! I CAN'T SPELL EITHER!! ]

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers