hAve yoU tWo MEt

I don't get it.

there i admitted it.

i just don't get it.

so u've been searching for the last 3-5 yrs [ diff ppl referenced here ] and your nearly desperate to fall into the yawning pit of eternal torture [ just another euphamism/metaphor? ] and yet you have these really specific conditions.
like all your asking is for a decent, good looking, fair, well educated, the family shud be well educated, family shud not be joint family, shud have a gr8 salary guy from the Rohit caste [ name changed and cudnt think of anything else ] of the Mohit state [ ok i'm really running low on imagination here.. so sue me! my pills ran out ok? ] and he shud be able to juggle with one hand. oh AND he shud be within 300 km of your parents house so you can visit them every other week.

come oooooooonnnn. why the heck are u so specific if ur worried that ur getting on in yrs.. u shud be more like that wierd 30 something tamil dude i knew, who was searching for a bride a couple of yrs ago. anyone who was walking on 2 legs and still had all their teeth, hair and limbs was fine with him. [ hey! u aint seen desperate till u met HIM ]
but thats wat i dont get. u DON't get to whine till my ears fall off, if ur going to be so anal about the whole thing. the least u can do is remove the caste and state thing. atleast remove one of them!! by god atleast forget the location thing??
well if ur not ready to do any of that. don't whine that there aren't any guys around. oh and if ur a guy, don't whine that there aren't any guys around. [ btw u have to move to Connecticut. the only place where its legal now. ]

sheesh so my roomie was talking about her sad and lonely 50 yr old uncle [ presumably to scare me and make me marry the next guy i meet, wether he wants to or not.. ] who was too fussy and now has a broken hip and no one to take care of him. ya ya. i get it. very sad story. but the fact of the matter is. he DOES have other options. if ur going to insist on finding a nubile [ gud lord! who wud have thot i'd ever use THIS word on my blog?? ] young virgin goddess, even when ur 50 with a broken hip..... i got news for u pal. GO LOOK AT URSELF IN THE MIRROR.
ur not exactly the horse that won the derby.. [ what is with all these metaphors today?? ]

so for all u single and lonely ppl exacting obsessive ppl. pls.
let me introduce you to each other.

hey! thats not a bad idea... hmmm.....