fOunD thE anSwER

what i find increasing nowadays are the nosy parkers. [ i wonder how that phrase even started. who was parker and why cudnt he mind his own business? was it spiderman who started it all?? ]
anyways.

so many ppl. so many nosy parkers.

but i think i have the solution. i finally found an answer.

"why aren't you married yet?
"i'm an alien. i'm not genetically compatible with ur species."
< say this with a straight face and make a dash for the nearest exit while they'r still blinking stupidly over that one >
OR
"i'm an alien and i'm waiting for my mother ship to pick me up. wait. i think i can hear it."
OR
"my alien ship is here. they'r just searching for a spot to park. parking is such a b**** in this neighbourhood isn't it???"

ok ok i give up then.
hey! BELIEVE me, i'd get married tomoro. just to stop the incessant questions. point me to whoever u want to sacrifice. we can hit him on the head with a club, drag him back to my lair and be done with it.
[ i dont know about you, but thats how they do it on my planet. ]
:-|

but u know what? aliens are actually a very accurate explanation for the q - if god exists. i dont believe that god exists. i believe aliens came to us when we were shaggy neanderthals and taught us how to make the omelette. and becoz it tasted so good, we made them our gods and since they came flying on their ships we decided they lived in the sky above us. [ wats scary is that it actually makes sense in a wierd sort of way. hey! if u can believe in an invisible man who sits somewhere, then why not this??? ] so if incase u had aliens in the midst of us. obv they wudnt admit it.
"excuse me, are u an alien?"
"no"
"oh ok" [ ya like i believe u. superman wud NEVER admit he had superpowers... but i know u... ]

man but i can just imagine my upcoming trip to mlore. they dont have a lot of patience with alien stories....
thinking of it is actually producing cutis anserina the [ scientific name of which is goose bumps :P ]

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