LisTen tO yoUr mOM

hey u know a major piece of wisdom i learnt seeing all my married friends.

do NOT upset the ladies.
hey
i know their a hysterical lot prone to having fits over the mildest things like towels on the floor and cups left for the last 4 days behind the sofa. but lets face it. everyone around wud be a LOT happier. if u did not upset them. ok mebe theyr just angry pink bunnies incapable of having a logical or rational thought. but

HEY
just DON'T upset them ok. if u want something so badly that u need to argue with a woman for it. just try to sweet talk her into it man. wat kind of a guy ARE you? if u can't even sweet talk an irrational and delusional pink bunny... kind of person.

and hey dude, making your mom cry???
SO NOT COOOL.

its just not done dude. get with it and learn it already. the ladies rule the planet. and all you have to do is listen to them when they gab, and your set man. ur set.

for example - my friend out here. she insists she's not a neat freak. but she wears gloves to wash her dishes. and she wipes her sink dry everytime she washes her hands and there isn't a single plate with dried up food behind her couch or for that matter not even a single glass lying around.
hey i don't know about u. but when i'm faced with such a person wielding a deadly looking knife, [ cutting those vegetables ] and she's insisting on something. i just nod my head, smile at her and try to hide the fact that i've broken the handle of her tea cup.

hey, lets face it. i'm a yello/lily livered coward and i'll do anything to avoid being yelled at.

i also make sure my shoes are put away, my clothes are folded and not strewn on her Queen sized bed and ... aaaaaargh i forgot to put the towel away.
< makes a dash for the bathroom >