i like these quotes
"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?"
Ursula K. LeGuin
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
Carl Sagan
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but god man, your abusing that privilege."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Douglas Adams
"Noise proves nothing - often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid."
Mark Twain
"Maybe the hen is just the egg's way of making more eggs"
"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."
"No one is listening until you fart." [ sorry jane austen ]
"You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?"
"I think, therefore I am..... I think."
"When we talk to God, its praying, when God talks to us, its schizophrenia"
"My husband needed space, so i locked him out of the house"
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."
"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day"
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