i gOt iT toO

wooo hoo i finally made it.

i forgot to mention that the shopping trip of sunday 08 was of historical importance. i mean i finally made break through progress.
i succefully evolved from neanderthal ape woman to a female of the 20th century and no thats not a typo. i still have a long ways to go b4 i become a female of the 21st century.
wat did i do, u ask. aaha, my friends. i bought some bling.
u now....

the bling.
that all girls own.

the useless pieces of vague and completely zero monetary value jewelry. hey but they look nice. i think.
anyways i spent like a colossal amount on it. and am sure i got a lil dumber just by the experience. but while i was killing some of my brain cells. some part of me was happy to make the transition. u know. the part that was slowly dying with no hope of ever turning from caterpillar to butterfly...
yaaaay [ in a very faint voice ]

i now own bling and have got my pass to enter the exclusive world of female gobblydygook gibberish.

"omg thats so pretty , where did u get that?"
"ummmm... claires?" [ yaay i understand wat she's saying. i'm in!! ]
"omg, isnt that place so cool. i bought the cutest ..." [ eyes glazing at this point, mebe i hadn't really thot this thru.. ]

no NO Wilson, get that gun out of your mouth....