pRotEctiNG tHE weAk

after that completely sappy post, i now feel like destroying something. like crushing roses or plucking out your eyelashes.
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did you know that the swiss parliment [ i spell as i say it. so sue me ] did u know that they passed a resolution that whacking plants and destroying them for no reasonable purpose except to alleviate your boredom is now illegal.
?? they have no issues to discuss ?? they are soo bored they are now discussing human rights for plants???
i mean plant rights??

hey, mebe plants need to be destroyed randomly and cruelly so that they EVOLVE into beings that will instead eat us. now the only reason they're picked on so much is because they don't have legs. i'm right aren't i? they can't run away when they see you coming up to them with that big stick you use to take of their heads.
so all they can do is wait for u to water them.

talking of plant rights, i actually believed that the plants in my mum's garden had a right to rain. so during those summer months when it wudn't rain in mlore and the rare occasion i'd agree to water the plants, i'd try to give em rain. no u sicko. stop snickering! i have no idea what your thinking, but basically i'd hold the hose so that there wud be artificial rain for all those dumbass plants. unfortunately at the end of the hour, i'd be drenched worse than a drowning rat.
THAT was not a pretty picture for passersby. [ i think the legend of scary girl kodikal started coz of that ]. it was actually one of the main reasons i wudnt water the lawn. coz i'd be DRENCHED.
like as if someone had been drowning in the nearby well and i had jumped in to save them [ come on, wud i do that? i might jump in to make sure their head stayed under the water.. ]
huffff
plant rights and watering them is tough work.

huffff
only me and the swiss parliment know.


ps: punctuation is an illusion and so are pants. and for that matter so is spelling.

pps: am just too lazy to care today