CaN't uNdeRsTanD sOMe

there are some ppl i don't understand -

girls who are almost sitting on a guy's lap and then when they're bf calls, chat happily with their bfs for half an hour. all the while continuing to half sit on the other guy's lap. [ too convoluted?? imagine how I FELT ]

girls who are tooo tooo attatched to their extra Extra long hair. [ ppl its ONLY HAIR!! it grows back. and even if it doesn't. its still only HAIR! ]

ppl who insist that the're too busy. and yet login to gtalk, stay in red and generally be royal nuisances by putting DO NOT DISTURB in caps as their status. hey! quit yelling! i ran out of ASPIRIN.

girls [ AND guys come to think of it ] who fall in and out of love as easily as i change my.. ok forget that analogy... let me go with toothbrush instead :P i mean one week they're crying their eyes out or turning into the next devdas of the millenium and the Next week skipping and hopping around singing sappy hindi songs. [ whats with that nyways? ]

shopping when you already have tons of clothes. why? why? WHY? would i spend so many god awful hours and hours in a shop when i already own 5 varieties of the exact same thing, trawling the shop floor for another piece of junk that will sit in my wardrobe gathering dust??

ppl who compile useless lists such as this one. who gives a crap anyways??
:P

ppl who hate gays. who cares?? its not like anyone is asking YOU to look at them making out. just go do ur thing with Bertha, the mountain goat [ ooooh a risque joke! we're stepping into X territory here... ]

ppl who bemoan that we're losing our culture/language, etc
whatever man. we got more sense than the 60s and 70s hippie ppl Anyday. just LOOK at what they've done with the world int he last 40 yrs :O

ppl who call ME crazy and then go spend 200 dollars on a pair of sunglasses
:O
who the heck spends so much on sunglasses!! hey! u shud give it up. there isn't much you can do to improve that face, and a pair of sunglasses aint gonna cut it.. EVEN if they cost as much as my .... ha! i can't think of anything. ok then future car payments i'll make !!!

girls who pick total JERKS as bfs and then eat my brains as to how sad they are and dissatisfied by the lack of emotions in said jerks. hey! theyre jerks. what else did u expect??? to convert them from frogs to princes?? wake up and smell the stale beer ladies :O

and finally - ppl who insist that their kids/grandkids shud marry within the caste/religion/state etc etc. what the heck do You care?? ur gonna die soon anyways... and puhlease even same caste/religion/state matches don't have the same cultural background anymore. that argument is as screwed up as this post. i say just be glad that SOMEONE is ready to marry your kid, say Thank God, shove your kid at the unsuspecting person and make a run for it to Hawaii for your post-retirement party ;P

ok there's one more after finally. this is post finally. ppl who act all offended and shocked when i talk about ppl dying. wat? did you REALLY think that everyone lives forever and ever in that happy upstate farm along with that dog u had when you were 10??? while your at it, i got this bridge i'd like to sell. u interested??