pLay it RiGhT

we discovered something yest [ hey! something new everyday man ]. but for me and the voices, this was another lightning epiphany. [ ok NOW did i use that right? ]

according to observed behavior and recent actions it has now been confirmed that QoD is not a sport. as in she is not sportive. threatening to punch out someone's lights when they're winning in cards is NOT indicative of the actions of a seasoned adult. its more like the tantrums thrown by a sulking bullying 12 yr old. [ which i think i was... ]

apparently when ur playing cards you can't do ANY of these things -

- threaten to punch ur neighour's lights out coz they used the monopoly card and took half your cards away.
- auction off your cards to whoever will give the highest number of chocolates.
- cheat.
- offer to help someone win, if they give u chocolates.
- declare a blood feud on said person for the next 7 generation. [ hey, my great grandchildren will definitely defeat your great grandchildren ]
- question the gender of the player against you.
- throw the game out of whack my being the 'random factor' in the game.
- switch loyalties halfway coz 'i just dont like your face today'.
- sing loudly and offkey so that your opponent/s can't concentrate [ heyy i TOLD u i didnt wanna play ]. >_<
- cheat. get caught cheating and sulk coz u can't pull off a simple cheating card trick.
- if someone is supposed to take one of your cards, you can't hide the gud cards away so that no one knows they exist till the last minute when u triumphantly bring them out and declare that you are god of the known universe. [ ah ah u can't do that apparently ]
- glaring at someone just coz they make a move against ur best interest. [ no u can't call it trying to look into their head either. they KNOW wat ur upto.. ]
- running a slander campaign against anyone [ oh btw this covers more ground than u think ]
- scatter all the playing pieces when the rest of the players are 'into' the game just coz u want to liven up the party and YOU think that ppl are getting too serious [ this makes some ppl very angry and leads to much teeth gnashing ]
- call someone a bastard coz he got the card you wanted. or call them a retard. [ basically any name calling in any language is frowned upon ]
- refuse to Ever play again coz u didnt win the game. [ ok mebe everyone WAS breathing a major sigh of relief coz they managed to endure 'someone' for 4 straight hours without tying 'someone' up, gagging 'someone' and throwing 'someone' out in the freezing snow ]

but all in all i think i achieved my primary objective.
bet ya they never pester me to play with them again, ESPECIALLY when i have a hot date with a book on my shelf. ugh pervert its not wat ur thinking [ i just know ur twisted mind. u sick ***** ]. i meant i wanted to read a book..

AND ofcourse now we know...
for sure that is...
what we always suspected...
i'm just not a... very... sportive..... person. [ in the words of the guy i beat up when he took the card i wanted ]

what was i playing ?? Settlers of Catan. ooh its a MAG game. u shud soo play. hey i can teach u if u want.. show it to u infact. u wanna play ??