pOmp aND thE ciRcUs

the problem of writing serious blogs [ i mean writing in a serious tone ] is the result. the result of sounding like a pompous self-important pontificating jackass. sometimes i even wonder how ppl manage it. me? oh i have a very simple solution

1. never go back and read what i've written. [ gawd that wud be mortifying. like... was that actually a product of MY brain?? someone hit me with a shoe ]
2. live with the certainity that no one actually reads what i've written. [ this works surprisingly well actually. coz as far as i'm concerned your all like Wilson. imaginary. >_< ]

but then i read a couple of blogs, and ofcourse ppl write blogs coz they have opinions right. [ not me :O i write coz i gotta whine to someone. tis unfortunate for YOU, that your stuck with the short end of the stick. ok ok bad joke. so get back to the ... ]
so everyone's got an opinion. [ yes yes, sometimes i do to ] and then when i read those random blogs. i have this one thought in my head.
"gud lord, do i sound like that too ? why hasn't someone shot me yet???" :O

:)
i'm curious though. how do i know if i'm being a pompous ass, when i'm being the pompous ass. like someone mentioned in a comment, is there an objective scale of measuring assicity??
:D shucks thats funny.

but henceforth i think i'd like to monitor the posts. how many times do i actually offer an opinion. [ coz in my head i think that all i do is ask quesitons. see? but then i once wrote about the 6 degrees of awareness right? ]
oh and then another thing, before a lot of ppl leap at my throat and rip me to shreds lets say i define an opinion [ for the purpose of this blog ] as u say for sure that if someone doesn't agree with you he's [ or she ] is an retard moron.
eg: anyone who doesn't like cocoa crispies with bucketloads of sugar is a retard moron. [ oh thats true btw. how can you NOT like cocoa cripies!! climb out of ur holes ppl!! open ur eyes to the wonder that is co.... < being led away by men in white coats > ]

QoD
"Your unique. At least, thats what everybody hopes."
:D