iT's FinaLly oVer, mEbe

Woo Hoo!!!

PHEW.

i finally did it. NOW i can go sleep in peace

:P

onh btw if possible i'll show u guys the view from my friends house. she lives in downtown SF. i told u bout her na? u know? the one whose b'day was today?
man u shud see that view !!

on the other side of the road, A.A.the.jackass sends me an email during working hours. with all sorts of exclamaiton marks in the subject line saying u shud move to CT now!!!
i open the mail and its a news clipping on how gay marriages are legal in CT.
in the evening he tells me that he loves S Korea.
now Excuse Me for assuming that u have a new S Korean boyfriend and u want to marry him in CT. hey! i know for sure that i don't prefer the other lane... but hey A, anything that makes u happy dude !!

and THIS is a gud ending for this marathon :P

mEetinG mY friEnD

so you were saying Wilson?

uh ha?

uh ha... uh uh.. NO WAYS :O
really?? YOU DID WHAT ????

NO WAYS
:O

come on ur kidding right?
get out.... no no not literally, its just a phrase Wilson.

but seriously ???
i don't believe it...ur kidding me.. shut uuup!!

hmmm
hey do you mind? i'm having a private conversation here. what do u meam imaginary. hey

leggo.

ok considering that we've come this far without even introducing Wilson to u.. its an abomination. [ phew spelt that right ]
so anyways everyone? meet Wilson.
he's french canadian.
he's a hunk with gorgeous blue eyes...
he's 6 ft tall and he's been all over the world.
he's the best. and not scary at all.

and

AND most importantly since he knows about my low boredom thresholds , he has the ability to morph into anyone i chose.
awesome, no ?


Wilson

pEopLe aRE maDe oF

Wislon, would it be interesting to think of people as Operating systems.
eh what? you say. well let me put it this way.

think of personalities as operating systems. and people as... i don't know computers. and then have that some ppl have the capability to house multiple OS, and they switch at will.
some ppl are the same OS everywhere. some ppl are like DOS and some ppl are some high end OS.. oh i don't know that much about OS Wilson.

ofcourse then u have the core kernel [ am i right? OS ppl ?? ] and then each person , woops OS is loaded with a unique set of functionalities. yrs yrs ago i had this discussion with Nayak on how all ppl are unique but yet the same. its like the building blocks are all the same. upto a certain segment. its how much of each building block exists and is used... ok we digress.

so coming back to the point. we all are loaded with set of applications that are run on our OS. and most of us are multiple thread , parallelism capabilities. [ am i making ANY sense here? ] and sometimes things get broken. there are virus programs that infect us. like depression can be considered as a virus. and sometimes the virus program takes over the entire OS.

[ btw THANX S for giving me a MASSIVE cold. i am now coughing like an 80 yr old dying old person ]

anyways. so sometimes need hardware upgrades. thats when they get new teeth , glasses, etc..
and then sometimes the OS hangs and thats when they ... ok i havent thought of an appropriate anology yet for that...
but unlike the computers, since you can't replace the motherboard in humans a.k.a the brain. when the motherboard dies out. your dead.

interesting huh ?

i had this other theory Wilson that people , esp children were like ships being built in the harbour. but thats another theory for another day....
and mebe some other time..
^_^

sEe yoURseLf iN miRrorS

cognitive ability is defined as the ability to recognize ur behaviour DURING the behaviour. or to recognize your feelings WHILE your having them.

SO.
has it happened to you also. when ur behaving like a colossal jackass. and you KNOW your behaving like a colossal jackass. i mean u can see urself form a vantage point ,and even while ur doing wat ur doing ur thinking to urself. "OMG i'm such a moronic ass!! i shud be locked up for stupidity/ meanness, etc"

nopes never happened to u ?
it has. to me. i'm not ashamed to admit that there have been times. during the long course of my progression through life, that i may have behaved with less than sterling character. i might have failed to keep to the standards of my umm illustrious... ummm forefathers? hmm they weren't that illustrious. but we digress...
yup ive been a jackass. many many times. and it prob started from the cradle. except that , back then i had zero cognitive abilities. so ur stuck with my earliest memories at the age of 4.

hey now. lookie here. u can't go around judging!!
hmmmmppppffff

cHanGe iS nEedED

Wilson , tell me why does Personality have to be a static entity set in concrete??

i mean why do we say some ppl are mature and some immature [ u can guess, what i was called by my roommate ]. why are some ppl categorized as this or that.
i don't get it
granted most ppl get into a rut and stick to one personality. but the capability to be what you want to be, to choose to change your personality exists within all of us.
don't you think?

i think I'M a complex mixture of immaturity and maturity. i mean i can't buy my own unmentionables [ i need mommy ] but i can pontificate on the reasons why all ppl are essentially children on the inside.

i think you might be too. mebe u don't choose to exercise the option. but i think you do.

why do you have to be a static single kind of personality ? am pretty sure you can spend a couple of months as an extrovert, some months angry, some months as a bubbly person , some months as a serious intellectual type..

u don't think this is possible????

Wilson. wake up. don't pretend to be asleep. i know your awake....
WILSON.

jUsT teLL mE aLreAdY

some ppl do it on purpose ok.

they tell u the beginning of the story and then tell you, the story is too long. i'll tell u the whole story when we do .

that cud be
meet up in india
get a speaker headphone /webcam attatchement

helloooo
its not happening. ok?
just TELL me the ****** story man.
wat the heck are you doing? leaving me in suspense like this !!!

ok so ive done it a couple of times too. but with my legendary patience limits, i end up blurting the whole thing before the other person has even comprehended that i was gonna balk on them...

oh btw.... Wilson.
do u think ppl wud notice that i came to office in the tshirt i slept in???
i mean its not like i knew i'd be in california for another 4 days... u don't think they cud possibly know, cud they?
cool
also they can't really tell, that i'm just using part of my hair and a hair clip together as a rubber band, now can they ? hey wat do u mean fake female, i lost my rubber band man. i'm impr-o-vis-ing. its called inn-o-vat-ion.

sUppoSe iT HitS yoU

wouldn't it be terrible if i got struck by writers block at this point and couldn't come up with anything at all?

like absolute zero ????

now THAT would be really really funny.

ok for the rest of the posts we shud not allow me to get away with posting random poetry or songs or half a page of dumb stuff. like this one.
man i haven't had so much silence since i locked my door and stayed inside my room for 8 months....


hey Wilson. you want to practice the Oboe now? no one's around....

QoD

pRofOunDiTy

Do you think this is profound too Wilson???
btw i'm going to a flea market tomoro...
^_^

“There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That if by chance it be shaken, or into its depths like a pebble Drops some careless word, it overflows, and its secret, Spilt on the ground like water, can never be gathered together”
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.”
Karolvig
-Viggo Mortensen

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


*********************

oh btw you DO know that all this verbal diarrhea has a purpose and i'm officially done this yr at 155
:D

ok ok i know i've been bidding gudbye for quite some time. and i prob won't be able to keep this one too... but yup thats the plan.
i have a hard stop at 155

phew now i can go back to living my life instead of writing about it :P

LotS to Do

you know how some ppl just HAVE to show you all their wonderful accomplishments and awards and stuff. its not just letting you know, its literally rubbing it into your face.

ha! i can paint amazingly well, ride a horse, own a red brand new merc, am 2 yrs younger than you [ wait how is THAT an accomplishment? ], went to china last week, work for A___, got a 4.0 gpa, play in a band as a guitarist, went scuba diving last summer... etc etc etc

"what have you been upto?"
"ummm... i wrote...like.... 140 posts on my blog?" [ damnit! i knew i shud have taken that flight to mexico."

ok OK i get the point already. stop shoving it down my throat.
< grumpy >
< and sulky >
darnit Wilson, i want to go to china too.

rUn frOM thE zoMBiEs

some ppl are really something. hey i know i crib a lot.
but seriously? do i bring you down to a completely depressed level wanting to just blow your brains out???
ok imagine spending a whole evening with such a person. not even the eeyore kinds. more the kinds of, i-hate-the-world-i'll-kill-u kind.

i mean. come on. u mean to say the whole world is crap, and everyone is crap and nothing is right and everyone is a freaking moron.
ok i grant u all that, but dude.

dude

there MUST be something that makes you happy???? come on. pink bunnies?? puppies???
locust plague infecting ur worst enemies houses???
PICK SOMETHING MAN!!

coz ur one stressed out person who's gonna pop an artery any second now. and your making everyone else around you stressed out too !

you do know that such ppl are viruses. they may be the most perfectoinist characters around, who know how to do everything and prob a gem of a person inside. deep deep inside. but just stay away from them. coz you KNOW theyr just gonna suck all the life outa you and leave you a dried and withered husk of yourself

brrrrrrrrr

hOw sHE dOes iT

some guys are just plain chumps
i mean theyr perfectly nice guys. smart, intelligent, very sweet apparently. and yet they lose their head for a pretty face or a pretty leg.

i don't gte it. i just don't. i mean here we have the next cruella in the making.. a reportedly mean and spiteful girl. [ i don't know... ] and yet, these fools fall all over themselves to fulfill her every whim.

i just don't get it.

i mean. really?
does a pretty face compensate for a whole lot of faults ??

aSk a QueStioN

Wilson, do u think its the questions we ask that defines who we are.
like, they 'explain' us

interesting huh?
mebe we shud schedule a meeting so we can further explore this. wat do u think , Wilson?

Wilson?

WILSON WAKE UP!!
god i just ask a question and you fall asleep....
[ continues nagging.... ]

wHat dOEs tHE mooN haVe to Do

ok so i like it.
ok so i'm boring.

so sue me

oh btw Wilson, i predict i feel much better. much much better in a couple of days. see? its the waning gibbous now. [ hey! i spelt it right the first time !! ]
lookie here
Moon phases

cool, no ?
^_^

tHat diDn'T fOol tHem

pssst


psssst Wilson.

u think we fooled them?

darn it. theyr back again. to read what i write.
now lookie here, don't you get that ur not supposed to be here??
waddaya mean i said gudbye. did u really think i'd quit so close to my goal???
the real fun wud be if i just deleted the entire blog at 153 posts.... hey.
hey. don't bet on it. i've done stuff like that before....

oh btw Wilson. how is that i'm surrounded by a whole bunch of smart ppl. i mean really really smart ppl who are actually the people who make the damn computer what it is.
and YET i have a stupid laptop that eats batteries for brkfast??? and NO ONE will tell me why my batteries won't charge. uffo the computer ka Wilson. tum bhi kitna buddhu ho.

yaaawn , hey

hey

get out of my head. ur not supposed to be here....

oh btw Wilson, i'm supposed to meet this bunch of ppl today. N's b'day. a whole bunch of ppl. unfortunately half of them can't stand the other half. i don't know if vice versa is true. but i just spent a whole evening last night [ wait, is that right? ] trying to calm some very angry youngsters down. jeez don't pop a coronary, just coz someone else is a jackass.
sigh. its true Wilson. its true. the world is full of angry angry ppl. but we digress... [ actually i'm just rambling so that those obnoxious ppl go away, so that THEN i can discuss what REALLY happened yesterday with Wilson... ]

sAyiNg goOdByeS arE eASy

ok thats it.
i'm exhausted with that marathon bout of writing for the last 2 months.

i think i'll stop here..

see u all around next yr during the last quarter

^_^

bbye.... yaaaawn it was gud while it lasted wasn't it??

tO giVe a sURpriSe

so there was N's b'day yest? no wait today. but we went to her place last night..
with her bf who flew in as a surprise. tippy toed to her appartment, put him in a box with some balloons. knocked on her door and made a run for it!!
it was hillarious. man i think we have the video.

and also she stayes on the 19th floor in SF downtown. THE VIEW IS AWESOME !!!
i mean seriously. the full moon view is awesome.
then we went out for dinner and we played chinese whisphers. man that was even more hillarious. R was literally convulsing like a fish !! [ paroxysms of laughter ]

oh but u know what i did?
we were supposed to surprise her na. and we hid after we knocked on the door. and somone handed me a camera to video tape the whole thing. ofcourse i did it very sincerely and later found out that the recording was off the whole time
:-/
u can imaging the ribbing i got for THAT !
luckily R [ another dude ] got it all on another camera.....

also i have to formally apologize to a whole list of ppl who have been unwitting victims of the full moon madness that effects me every fortnight. i think i have the list in my pocket. it has 287 names. let me start at 1......

wait,

wats that on my shoe?

eeew its gum [ aaaaaaaaaaa ]


get it off


get it off


get it off


eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww

WIIIIILLLLLSOOOOONN

ENabLerS cAn dO iT tOo

Wilson. i finally caved in. you were right i cud not take it. i shud have never tried. so i blocked all anonymous commenting.

now if they have to say something i think they have to login. AND their name shows up. [ i hope so ] if THAT doesn't work i just disable commenting completely.

phew
^_^

blessed peace.

was just tired of that dog barking and barking and barking.....
it just threw me off completely.

nEwS fLAsh

something messed up my gmail talk list.
i had painstakingly labelled ppl so i wudnt forget who they were
so there was S - ibm - dba
and there was SM - purdue - R
but somehting messed it up and now it shows only the email ids. ofcourse most ppl have brains and so they include their name as their gmail id.

unfortunately tbannuru i don't know who you are. so i'm not keeping you around anymore. also the same goes for loving memory and life goes on.
u both have to go. yup there's nothing i can do to help it. CALM yourself down man. there is a life beyond existing on my gmail list....
just look and you will find the way!

ok thats enuf silliness for now.
news flash !!
economy is turning into a bucket of crap and i'm staying in California for the weekend. guess which i care more about right now [ something isn't quite right with that statement... hmmm ]
but yaaay, i'll miss R and her indefatigible [ urgh, i can't spell ] spirit, but then i'll have loads of fun, so the pain of seperation is lessened
lol

:P

woohoo sunshine !!!

tO ThAt paRtiCULar aNon

ok ahem. [ clearing my throat ]

i may have been a little harsh. in my... umm criticizm of the person who... umm... who had commented on my post.

you have to understand the ummm.... strange effects of the full moon on beings like me. and basically i had lost contact with the mother ship. but thats not to say it gives me a license to be rude to you, ofcourse.
infact even though u may be the biggest jackass on the planet. i shud have the good grace to not mention it.. i mean...u can't help it that you evolved from a spider. a particularly stupid spider.

yaah so i shudn't have been so rude as to point out that your nothing but a lily livered 2 pence show off [ Nayak ] and i think it must be hard to go through life with a personality like that. so we shud all make some allowances for u...

u do get that i'm aplogizing in the nicest possible way right?
:P

i'M tRyiNg oKaY

i'm in the middle of thinking deep things like vices and meaning of happiness and then this happens.

i'm in this hotel during my stay in SC and i try to bathe using some random brand of soap or watever. and i'm wondering. man this is some wierdass soap. it just doesnt lather. and i look at it again.

ofcourse u can guess what i was doing.
i was trying to bathe with body lotion!!!

to those of you who still don't get. i was trying to bathe using body cream. no wonder the wierdass thing refused to lather. ha!
i still get confused between body soap and body cream. why the heck do they all LOOK the same. in the gud old days, u knew that soap was mysore sandal and cream was nivea. thats it.
ok mebe some used vaseline.
ok mebe some used ponds.
aargh thats exactly how the world ends up trying to bathe with cream.

infact just to be sure that i wasn't applying soap on my body thinking it was cream, i googled the web definition of body lotion.

your right.

it IS cream.

tO feELinG gOod

i know when i'm whiny and cranky and its all the fault of the full moon.

u know what wud make me feel gud?

someone in blore kicking Nayak in the shins. right at that spot where it hurts the most. ok thats somewhere else...
:P

but if i cud just get someone else to do it... now that wud make me laugh with glee.
who's Nayak? he's another fathead. but he's a cute papa bear kind of person [ as if!! rofl!!! ]
ok u don't get the joke... some of u will though. and if ur in blore. u think u cud like... i don't know. kick him a couple of times and drop me a line
:D

tO wiShiNg yoU

Happy B'day N___
:P

on the other side, u can prob tell. by my very very short temper these days. i've been pretty frustrated with my computer and its battery. apparently my computer eats batteries for brkfast. i'm on my fifth and sometimes the system just freezes up.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

i wanna punch someone.

listen u fathead, u better tiptoe around me during this lunar phase. coz it usually makes me more insane than i normally am.

sEveN rEasOnS

so lets see.

do u think ur free of all the vices?
lets take the basic 7.

wrath, gluttony, greed, lust, envy, pride, sloth.
so ur a normal person and u think. hey i'm not that bad. i don't have any of the seven deadly sins in me....

ok so which do u think is the worst sin?
and which sin do you think is the most difficult to get rid of. which everyone has and is not even aware of that they have it??

so i had this friend once. who wud tell me with a straight face that she felt absolutely no anger or no jealousy or no greed or no envy.
fine.
granted
but are u free of them all?
no

coz u forgot vanity. or pride if u will...
well THATs the one i'd bet being the most subtle and the most difficult to be rid of.

tell me.

don't you have vanity ?
in you?
aren't you filled with pride?
isn't there an ego?

what are you so proud of ?
your humility ? [ but there itself is the evidence of your vanity :) ]
your looks? [ that which is something you are born with and u have absolut zero contribution to ]
your money ? [ that which is a byproduct of your fate and which you can't take with you when u leave ]
your name ? your genes ? your blood ? your birth ? your style ? etc etc
:)

man no one is free of ALL the sins, coz even if you have NONE of the rest...
if you really honestly look at yourself. there you'll see vanity.
and that one , according to ME is the worst of them all.....

i wonder how many actually do it. look into the mirror and actually see yourself for who you are. with the good and bad. now for years and years ppl wud pester me saying i had many faults and had to try and eliminate them. i just had one reply to that. man i know i have a whole bunch of faults. infact i'll give you as much to say i might be the biggest moron on the planet.
so wat. who said i had to improve and change and die your version of perfect. when i think, i'm perfect as i am. faults and all. we all are.

hey
we're beautiful....

yOu cAn rEaD ThiS toO

I measure every grief I meet
With analytic eyes;
I wonder if it weighs like mine,
Or has an easier size.

I wonder if they bore it long,
Or did it just begin?
I could not tell the date of mine,
It feels so old a pain.

I wonder if it hurts to live,
And if they have to try,
And whether, could they choose between,
They would not rather die.

I wonder if when years have piled--
Some thousands--on the cause
Of early hurt, if such a lapse
Could give them any pause;

Or would they go on aching still
Through centuries above,
Enlightened to a larger pain
By contrast with the love.

The grieved are many, I am told;
The reason deeper lies,--
Death is but one and comes but once
And only nails the eyes.

There's grief of want, and grief of cold,--
A sort they call 'despair,'
There's banishment from native eyes,
In sight of native air.

And though I may not guess the kind
Correctly yet to me
A piercing comfort it affords
In passing Calvary,

To note the fashions of the cross
Of those that stand alone
Still fascinated to presume
That some are like my own.

- Emily Dickenson

LoOkiNg bAck aT tHeM

i know you don't believe me that i make friends with all kinds of people. i mean, seriously anyone. if i think ur even remotely not boring, i'll talk to u.
for example, now you cud make the case that A.A.the.jackass is a moron. a complete nincompoop. a jackass as his name suggests whose brains were swapped with a lab monkey. you cud say that.
i won't.
but he's a friend. a gud friend in fact. most people won't even talk to him coz he's wierd. wooops i wasn't supposed to let him know that.

or most people wud say the desperate.for.gf guy was a complete despo and a wierdo. ppl wud. not me. but he's a friend too [ i know, with friends like me , u sooo don't need enemies ]

but i was just thinking of the random ppl i made friends with.
i have a nice list. mebe its normal. mebe u have a similar list. mebe u have a BIGGER list.
i'm not interested in ur list. just keep it with u.... ok?
and by friends i mean, theyr on my mailing list, or i have their email id. or that we have/had a conversation for more than an hour. thats the baseline
so here it goes

security guard at my part time job in pitts
security guards at my office now [ wat can i say, they seem to like me. and most of them are awfully nice ppl ]
telephone booth operator in mys [ i actually keep in touch with him through email, turns out he was an engg doing a part time job till he got a proper job. he's married with a kid now ]
guy sitting next to me on an airplane [ turns out he was a major salesperson for Sony and he has a son studying in ASU ]
guy eating idli sambar across me in my daily idli sambar brkfast place [ turns out we were both ibmers, from mlore and we had common friends. and we lived close by ]
girl i wud meet in the bus on the way to high school. she was in college that time. [ she taught me how to kick eve teasers in the shins or the toes. and how to attack them with safety pins or umbrellas ]
girl i wud meet in the bus on the way back everyday from high school. she wud walk back home with me. [ turns out she was her high school topper ]
random guy in my blore gym [ turns out he worked for cisco in california, and was searching for a tamil bride for the last 6 yrs ]
shuttle bus driver for my school in pitts. [ awfully nice grandpa types. i actually miss him sometimes. he had the cutest kids. aaaw ]
girl 5 yrs younger than me, in pharmacy college. [ dont even rem how we ended up as bff. she told me to do my MS ]
girl in my driving class in mlore [ she got married later and a job out there ]
girl who waited in the same bus stand as me everyday. [ hey it was 3 yrs.. everysingle day. we'd wait for that stupid 1B bus together ]
ooh ooh
married lady with a small kid and whose husband was in dubai, and who worked in the bus pass office in mlore. [ man that was one lucky aquaintance, i didnt have to wait
in the queue with the rest of the ppl. i'd just give my pass application to this lady in the morning, and by evening i wud get my pass.
she was like the head honcho there... :P ]
the pav bhaji guy in adigas, near my house in blore. he'd start making pav bhaji the sec he saw me
coz he knew. thats wat i always got from there. so i didnt have to wait there either :P

i was really gud friends with some of these ppl [ not the pav bhaji guy though ]. like discuss what u want to be when u grow up kind of.
giving advice kind of friends...
i don't know. its nice to list them somewhere so that i don't forget them...
its like a minor dedication to them.

u know?

cAn'T bE haPpy, wHY

ok so u know how people always think they'd be happy once some random event happened in their lives.
like i'll be happy once i get a job.
i'll be happy once i finish studying
or i'll be happy once i have kids
or i'll be happy once i get laid.
or i'll be happy once i find my special someone [ come on ppl , let that one go already ]

yaa people wait for all sorts of things and think that once THAT something happens, they'll be happy.

but COME ON.
i don't understand that concept. WHY THE FUCK can't u be happy no matter wats happening in ur life. my god man there is so much to see and do and experience. why are u cribbing that you don't have a goddamn girlfriend.
[ pardon my french ]
and why do ppl think that there need be all these preconditions to their happiness.

ok so here's my question
why is happiness conditional?
why can't YOU be thrilled with yourself no matter whats happening with your life.
i don't understand it. and i don't pretend to either.
sure sure u found ur someone. thats great. i'm really thrilled for u. but u dont have to suggest that i have to be miserable and sad and lonely just coz i don't coo at babies and flowers and hummingbirds.

hey

hey.

i sing the dolphin song.

don't tell me I'M not happy.

and btw YOU look dumb wearing that silly shirt.
i know 'she' gave it to u. but i have to tell u, pink and frills. not doing it for u man.

anyways, so for everyone out there, when u feel lonely [ and don't pretend you never ever do, everyone does at SOME point. like at 3 AM and u wanna watch dark knight and u got no one to watch it with... ]
well then all i gotta say is -
wait why is the floor of this airplane getting so hot? that can't be good. open the window to cautiously look out [ hey i don't know how thats gonna help. but right now thats all i can do ]

hooo sunshine!!
^_^

sEeiNg iS beLiEviNG

oh my effing god.

u HAVE to see this Wilson. we're flying through clouds !! i mean a whole blanket of them. first of all i haven't seen sunshine in a week.
i mean zero, zip, nada. i just haven't seen the sun. its been rain and drizzle and blanket clouds all week.
and now. i'm all excited coz i finally get to see the sun!

and first we go through the lowest layer of clouds... and we see clouds above us and below is and on the side of us.. too cool huh?
soon we're like flying through the heart of the clouds. so its just an effing blanket of white...
and once we break through..

OMG there's the SUN !!!
wooo hooo
helllooooo sunshine.

:P
and look at that carpet of white clouds Wilson... aaawww ur flying on them pretending to be an angel. how cute is that!

*****

i think i saw some of the most beautiful cloud formations ever.
i think i now know how heavel looks :P

oh damn i have to close the window, coz its glaring against the comp screen.
but seriously ?? how can ppl work under these conditions??
i wud just open the window and gaze at the clouds !!!

:P

wooo hooo sunshine. yaaay...

YoU cUdN't bEgiN

u know how google shows an ad, which it thinks is most relevant to u...
thnx to the recent spate of emails...

the ad i saw today was

how to make your dog stop barking at the wrong time
dogtipper.com

ROTFLMAO

phew!

;P

wait. is today the 12th ????
damn it, i have a flight to catch in an hour.

shit i hope i remember the right time.
darn it i hope they were talking about PST.


damn
damn
damn

gotta run.

ThE ZeN maSTerS

just as a random thought. u think i'm happiest when posting? or writing? [ i have now started on my book. the life and adventures of a blue dolphin disguised as a neptune planet dweller disguised as a human. catchy title huh ? ]

have u heard of 'the Zone'

the zone is defined as a task or work that sends u into a Zen state. like when ur doing this task or work or art, the whole world just fades away and u lose perspective on time. and ur totally 'IN' to the task ur doing.
so ....
just take a sec, wats your zone? wat sends u into that zen state where time has no meaning till u fin the task. u don't do it, coz ur under pressure from ppl or home or managers. u do it coz u enjoy it. for me its writing.
writing and teaching are my Zones. and jigsaw puzzles. did i ever mention my obsession with jigsaw puzzles??? they totally send me into a parallel universe. i can sit for weeks in one place and fix up a 1000 piece puzzle ....
even if my back is like killing me.
i mean jigsaw puzzles are my holy grail for finding nirvana...

so wat sends YOU into the zone??

aNsWErinG tHe q'S

whoa Wilson, i got a lot of flack about that dolphin phase.

some people thought i was desperately trying to be cute [ they kindly informed me, cute didn't suit me very well.. i shud go for gothic vampire slayer type ]
some people spent a while figuring what the heck i was talking about and why i was doing it... [ WHYY are u wasting ur time on this?? ]
some ppl thot i had finally.... FINALLY fallen in love [ ya right. will u give up already ? ]
some people suggested it might be my.. ahem.. ya, that time of the month when all females go nuts. [ u cudnt have been more deader wronger [[ dont say its not grammatically right, i'm inventing it. like right now. waddaya mean i can't??? ]


i mean i can't believe a simple thing as me going through a blue dolphin phase wud generate so much outrage! or interest! or just plain ur-fucking-insane kind of comments.

ok mebe i shud spell out what exactly is the blue dolphin phase. its not that complicated.

the other day i was sitting and watching TV in R___'s house. and i had a cushion on my lap. a simple one. and after a while i held it in front of my face and went cooooooooo.
like a whale tune , u know? no no not like that. u have to go longer.
like the whale songs u hear on the... sonic stuff.

ok. and then i proceeded to do that for the next 15 min until R__ got really annoyed with what i was doing [ which was staring into the cushion and going coooooo? cooooooo ]
and she was like what the heck are you doing ?? [ R__ doesn't swear and believes it to be very vulgar btw ]
r u trying to be a dove?
and since i don't like doves or pigeons [ all that dull gray ]
i just said i am a dolphin. and i'm trying to find a kindred dolphin soul.
"THROUGH THE CUSHIONS???" and thats why R___'s husband found her rolling on the floor, laughing, a half hour later...

and THAT is the reason why i was in a dolphin phase...

got it??
NOW will you stop making veiled references to females and PMS and that time of the month and full moons and new moons and werewolves.....

PLEASE??

thank you
QoD

dOn'T waNT iT aNYmoRe

ok Anonymous is just getting meaner and meaner by the day. [ refer comments on "females can shop!" ]

so i'm gonna sulk. i'm not talking anymore.

this is me sulking

>_<

go


away

Wilson, pack our bags. we're off to Acapulco...... we're not talking to these mean people anymore....

adMitTinG iT

the first thing an addict has to do is to

is admit they have a problem.

alrite

ALRITY

i admit it then.


ok. phew that was hard. now..... wats next?

QoD

dE guD oLd DaYs

man you guys missed SO much during the summer. i wish i was blogging then.

i mean wat cud be funnier than me, teaching 2 kids how to paint. how to make a volcano. telling them random stories....

we were pirates, army, navy, chefs, space astronauts, circus clowns, house cleaners, princesses, dragon slayers, kings and queens of england, artists, french spies, japanese cartoonists, war heroes, cops, international jewel thieves, movie directors, etc etc
all over the space of a summer.

its true. kids are the greatest timepass. and keeping them interested is like THE greatest challenge. it kinda works for me coz i have the same threshold of boredom as they do. and the same attention span.
so its ok. to know that you and a 8 year old think alike. in most matters.
i mean me and my cousin were like clones. we watched the same cartoon channels [ infact i introduced them to a couple better one's , now theyr parents hate me :-| ]
we have the same opinions on clothes and hairbands and bling stuff, bathing on sundays, boys [ we both think boys are made of frogs and snails and puppy dogs tails ] , food [ brinjal is eeeew, chips and cookies yumm ], on how important it is to see cartoons on a saturday morning and go to birthday parties and avoid the mandatory sunday kannada lessons... etc etc
i mean i was made to sit along with them for the kannada writing and spelling tests.

and my breakfast was supervised too, after my uncle found out that i cudnt fend for myself and left to my own devices i wud have a box of biscuits as a meal....

yup.
it was an awesome summer.

where i made sure every friday movie was a cartoon [ oh u HAVE to watch Howl's moving Castle ]. and the kids learnt some japanese. and we made a HUGE mess everytime we wanted to paint....
[ after the painting i'd be the one with the MOST paint on myself and my clothes. its mortifying to know your messier than a 6 and 8 yr old... its also scary to think that you 'get' a 8 yr old much much better than anyone even remotely close to your own age... i mean not ONCE did i think, what an idiot, omg! she's SO...
except for that one time... with that cookie.... ]

yOU hAve tO Go

oh btw Mr Loving.Memory@gmail.com

i'm sorry. i cudnt tell who you were from the picture of the moon rock. so i'm deleting u.

bbye.

who ever you are .... [ psycho ]

ooh ooh guess what? i'm going to the land of sunshine for a day.
won't THAT be nice???

:P

to all u ppl battling ur way to office through the snow... aaha ! enjoy the snow while i'll be........ stuck in a windowless meeting room all day.
oh damn it. will you take a look at my schedule???

jUsT tAke iT

it's true. i don't know how to accept a compliment.

nor can i give gifts graciously.
i can RECIEVE them very prettily. oh btw my b'day is coming up in :P
but i can GIVE compliments very nicely. without hemming and hawing.
but i can't do the other two.

oh btw, i'm sorry i threw that watch at ur face and ran away, G___. i didn't mean it to hit your face...i'm really sorry about that. and am glad u liked it.
so when someone comes up and says, u have gorgeous hair. [ i do btw. its the new conditioners... see? i told u guys. i'm on the other side now. Wilson, get that gun out of ur mouth... ]
and all i do is smile at them and look at the ceiling.

LOOK i can't help it ok. stop looking at me like that!! u know how some ppl, once u compliment them on something, then hold a monologue on it for the next hour. its like giving them a license saying u really want to hear about it. and ur like, look i just meant to say i like ur shoes, i don't really want to know every single detail about it. like how u had to mount an indiana jones quest to FIND it.. etc
so being conscious of that. i just tend to say thank you and then look at the ceiling.
so there u'll have someone looking at me expectently waiting for me to ... wat? i dont know give a thank you speech for the emmys? and i'll be looking at the ceiling. anywhere but at them. coz i dont know how to accept compliments graciously.

i gOt iT toO

wooo hoo i finally made it.

i forgot to mention that the shopping trip of sunday 08 was of historical importance. i mean i finally made break through progress.
i succefully evolved from neanderthal ape woman to a female of the 20th century and no thats not a typo. i still have a long ways to go b4 i become a female of the 21st century.
wat did i do, u ask. aaha, my friends. i bought some bling.
u now....

the bling.
that all girls own.

the useless pieces of vague and completely zero monetary value jewelry. hey but they look nice. i think.
anyways i spent like a colossal amount on it. and am sure i got a lil dumber just by the experience. but while i was killing some of my brain cells. some part of me was happy to make the transition. u know. the part that was slowly dying with no hope of ever turning from caterpillar to butterfly...
yaaaay [ in a very faint voice ]

i now own bling and have got my pass to enter the exclusive world of female gobblydygook gibberish.

"omg thats so pretty , where did u get that?"
"ummmm... claires?" [ yaay i understand wat she's saying. i'm in!! ]
"omg, isnt that place so cool. i bought the cutest ..." [ eyes glazing at this point, mebe i hadn't really thot this thru.. ]

no NO Wilson, get that gun out of your mouth....

sCarY TiMes

i saw 12 angry men. nice movie

oh btw sitting in a roomful of people giving you presentations all day?
oh god someone kill me.

also, u know wats the most horrifying thing that can happen to u.
its when ur taking ur shower and notice a bug on the shower curtain. its like u can't even run out. coz of all the soap in ur eyes...
and ur watching the bug like a hawk. except if ur half blind and can only see a blur without ur glasses..
then ur watching the bug like a drunken hawk.

and then it suddenly disappears.
and ur brain is like WTF??? WHERE DID IT GO?? find it find it find it.
atleast thats the female half of the brain :P

huh. regular psycho movie...

fEmaLeS cAN sHop!

god, the previous post was so dumb!
i mean i have a feeling that if i ever read half the stuff i end up writing. and think about the fact that people other than actual 5 year olds [ the original target demographic ] read it... i'm pretty sure Wilson would be embarrassed. pffffft not me though. why wud i be embarrassed???

anyways i went shopping on sunday. oh boy. did i ever.
i went with one rabid shopping freak and the other anti shopping freak.

sicne i lean more towards the latter than the former... i think we drove the rabid shopper up the wall.
she was like hows this and hows that and we were just shooting stuff down.
also i dont like to buy random stuff just coz its on sale. hey thats just stupid.
and i dont like everything...

ALSO i realized a major portion of my shopping is done by just buying the same shirt in diff colors. hey! it saves time !!!
my roomie from shopping hell didn't allow me to do that. so thats how i shopped for 7 hours and ended up with only 6 tops and one jeans.

darn it!! the productivity was soo low.

but i got nice stuff. unfortunately its the fall shopping season. so i ended up buying mostly stuff in pink [ gaaah ] 'she' didnt allow me to buy any black. something bout making me look like a raving lunatic gothic or something... apparently i have rosy cheeks [ ?!!? ] and pink goes very well with those.
then i did a mini analysis of why i was only buying pink and purple shades and realized there weren't any nice blue clothes [ i think ppl bought them and theyr out of stock ] and i dont like green clothes and certain shades of blue so much. that leaves black and white. i tend to avoid white if i can, coz its like a magnet for all my food. and she didnt allow me to get anything in black. so that leaves .....
PINK....


aaaaaaaaw, half my wardrobe matches my bathroom now.

sigh. dont have the energy for another gaaaaah

:P

coOo

did you know that your ears keep growing all your life?
apparently even your nose does.

huh who knew that ?

are u guys missing me ???
well no matter. i'm in a blue dolphin phase. during this phase, i don't talk. actually i do. but i don't make any sense. [ ya ya i know what ur thinking... when did i ever? [[ rolling my eyes ]] ]
i only cooo. and at any questions thrown at me. i will only cooo at you.

so

coooo

aLL oVeR aGaiN

ok now i'm just getting tired of this.
i mean the whole enthusiastically volunteering to cook, the cutting my finger, the running around for a bandage, the bleeding, the falling in a dead faint, the whole shabang.

u know how it is.

ok OK i'm not cooking anymore, and if i am, ur cutting the onions and opening the can of tomatoes.

and pls dont start that this is getting stale. OBV its getting stale.

douchebag.

hOw tO sAY No

so my roomie tried to get R___ to agree to have a haircut.
[ ok guys this is girl talk, u wudn't be interested. WIlson, here's 10 bucks. go get a beer with the guys... ]
R___ hasn't had a haircut in like forever.... her hair is almost reaches her knees or something...
and she .. needs a serious upgrade to her wardrobe. [ ok she's standing behind me as i'm saying this isn't she?? ]
but R__'s husband was there. and he just said a flat out NO! for the haircut.

:O

i cant imagine ANYONE telling me what to do with my life.
i know my mom tried. and btw i totally blame the burnt-fingers-incident of 94 on her. [ u shudnt have told me not to do it, then i wudnt have done it. hmmmph,ya! if u can understand that... ]
but ya i have a really really bad track record of listening to ppl. first of all i'm not a gud listener. [ according to M____. and i TOTALLY agree. yes, Wilson, this means now we don't have to listen to boring ppl. we can just tell them we're bad listeners. keep the expectations low ;P [[ aren't I smart? ]] ]
yup so when ppl push me to do something, i just make sure i do the opposite.

things weren't that hot when my mom figured that out and started telling me to do the opposite of what she wanted.

don't clean ur room , i thot of organizing it today. [ huh, i'll show u. i'll CLEAN my room. huh how smart am i ?? ]
don't join that college. its too hard to get in. [ huh. i'll show u. i'll slog my ass off. have no social life, eat breathe and sleep chemistry and i'll get in ]
dont go to the US. [ ha! eat my dust. i'm gone. i later find out , thats wat she's planned all along, so she cud get a visa and then finally come live here. darn it. why am i so easy to manipulate???? ]
and so on...

yup. so if u try to push me into something, i'll push right back. even if its incredibly stupid of me to do so. sad.

oh btw Wilson, WHY THE F*** does this apple taste like vinegar?????
eeeeeeeeeewwwww

bRighTen TheM uP

its the bane of my life. like a curse.

that i have such a hard time getting up on weekdays, but on weekends i'm wide awake at 6:00 in the morn.

hey hobbes lets have some chocolate frosted sugar bombs !!- Calvin

:P

mebe i shud do that with Wilson....

hey u thnk i'll reach 156 ?? before my b'day ??? lets hope so !!
i juts realized u guys are not big with the survey stuff.... so sad. coz i actually thought i'd ask u which color scheme i shud go for in my room. i was thinking something like psychedelic pink and fluorescent green with a dash of purple.
GAAAH
am pretty sure thats gonna give me a stroke

;P

fRidAy niGhTs iN tOWn

omg some ppl are sooo OBsessed with work.

i have some friends who are always working. its like 24x7. always and always.
its like their gtalk status is always red. even on a friday night...
WHO works on a FRIDAY NIGHT ??? aaaack
wats up with these ppl ???
are u on a fast track to become the next CEO ???

nopes.

i really really want to ping them and ask.

"hey wassup? busy?"

sEt iT stRAigHt oR crOokEd

what would my manager do if i gave him a list of my REAL Q1 2009 goals...

- join french classes, learn some french.
- join guitar classes, learn to play yankee-doodle-went-town on it.
- save for and buy a nice car.
- learn to drive without scaring the pants off Wilson
- get a Mac
- go to mexico
- buy a new wardrobe with scarves and stuff
- learn to dance the cha-cha-cha

:P

Hey wilson!! can i submit this as my goals for this quarter????

giMmE SoME mOre

ok i'm a sucker for them.. and this is just a pansy ass way of reaching my Q4 goal
:P

but seriously, i love to collect quotes, and since i'm such a ray of sunshine in ur life AND soo generous, i just wanted to share.....
aaaaaaw [ how was that for a yuppy Wilson? did i do well? did i? did i? ]

^_^

have a gr8 weekend !!

*******************************************************************
Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we".
- Mark Twain

Life is rather like a can of sardines: we're all of us looking for the key.
- Alan Bennett

Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job.
- Roseanne Arnold
[ lol, imagine saying that to YOUR SPOUSE :D ]

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.
- Wendy Wasserstein
[ GOLD STAR QUOTE OF THE DAY ;P ]

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
- Will Cuppy
[ so true! so true! :D ]

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before.
- Gilbert Chesterton

The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.
- V.S. Pritchett

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

There are terrible temptations which it requires strength and courage to yield to.
- Oscar Wilde

Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
- Mark Twain
[ YES!! FINALLY!! I CAN'T SPELL EITHER!! ]

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers

bReaKinG YoU iN

group dynamics is really really interesting.

u know when u move to a new place, you get a unique perspective from the outside
on how groups work, how they'r formed and how different and yet same each group looks
also some groups are harder to enter than others.

[ yes this is how i spent my high school lunch breaks. i was the new kid ]

if u actually think about it [ or care to ] there are many permutations and combinations.
girl entering an established all girls group [ very very hard ]
guys entering an established all guys group [ no data avail ]
girl entering a mixed group with more girls than guys [ easier ]
girl entering a mixed group with more boys than girls [ harder due to the jealous
girls and all of them vying for the attention of the guys in some form or factor... ]
boy entering a mixed group with more girls than guys [ easier? harder? depends on if all the guys in the group already have girlfriends? ]
and so on...

and this is just a tiny part of GD. i havent even spoken about the traditional roles taken up. u know... the leader, the joker, the silent one, the monk, the princess, the party pooper, the cynic, etc etc
GD is an interesting subset of psychology [ again, only if u care for such things ]

and once in a while i like to throw such stuff at you, just so u know i'm not a complete ditz/ airhead

;P

tHe niCeR siDe

though in their defense ditzy ppl can be awfully sweet.

on the other hand, i feel like a cynical evil villain delusioned by the world and plotting revenge against all my enemies. [ don't worry i'm not. Wilson PUT that brain-melting Laser down. we decided not to do it this yr thanks to the recession, rem?? ]

but seriously wat makes ppl this sweet. unfortunately i have a tendecy to gape at them when i meet them. i gawk with my jaw hanging open. sometimes all systems in my brain comes to a halt. to collect data on this species of naive and puppy eyed idiots.

there are very very few really genuine yuppies that i have met. [ for the sake of easy ref, thats wat i'm calling them. catch up with the nicknames already ]
very few. infact i can handcount them. most ppl always have a lil devil inside of them. jealousy, envy, anger, pettiness, selfishness, egoism, petty vinfictiveness, viciousness.... something. it may be mild.... there is always a lil bit that makes them not so naive and sweet and not so yuppy.

in some ppl its really really pronounced. in some ppl its really really well hidden. like some ppl act soo soo sweet. but hey u observe them closely enuf and more than wat they say, u gotta watch what they do. [ u getting all this down Wilson? ] and then u'll see the differences. some will say they never ever feel jealousy or never ever feel anger. but u keep watching them and you'll see. some will act all syrupy and gooey and yuppy in general, but u observe them long enuf and one day they'll slip in the act.

coz i figured its always an act. most of the time. like donning a cloak. ppl are nice , coz they all want to be liked [ ala house ] and they don't want anyone being mean to them.

BUT

BUT

in the middle of all this, once in a while, u come across a couple of genuine yuppies and THATS when u sound the all-systems alert. stop what ur currently processing and furiously start scribbling notes! coz who knows how many yrs and yrs its gonna be? before u see one again ???

definition of yuppy: one who feels NO petty jealousies, no bitterness, no jaded cynicism. infact one who doesn't think of anything bad about anything or anyone. one who is mildly delusional that the world is only made of pretty flowers and candies and kittens and puppies. one who is INcapable of seeing the stupidity of ppl, infact thinks all ppl are pretty darn neat. [ yaay! ]. ha sto be cheerfull and happy and singing most of the time. traipses through life like its a meadow of sweet smelling daisies....skipping and hopping to the song of ... darn it i don't know...
[ the reason might be slight brain damage, we don't know yet. its still under investigation ]

tRy noT tO

^_^

I feel MUCH MUCH BETTER now,

and i didn't even have to barf on too many people...

mY fRieNds fOr eVEr

my friends clearly love me

clearly...

groan...

drink something citrus like lemon
drink lots of water
:O no ways don't drink water, u'll puke more
eat chocolates [ yaay i did this, sniff it didnt help ]
drink beer [ thnx A____ [[ rollin my eyes ]] ]
eat pickle [ wat? :O ]
eat some bananas [ i puked those also R__ ]
pretend ur not sick and go about the day as u wud normally [ ITS NOT WORKING R___ :'( ]
sleep and pray u'll be all right
what neutralizes vinegar?? salt? baking soda?? [ this was my brain trying to kill me ]
eat saunf [ oh thnx for that. like i can recog saunf. i had jeera by mistake and puked that out too. eeew. it was terrible. moooooom ]

and the worst [ drink lots and lots of coke and puke everything. u'll def feel better. infact do it in front of ur manager. so he'll send u home early - A.A.the.jackass [[ here, wilson retracted the name. ARE U HAPPY NOW???? ]] ]

clearly watching House everyday has made me an amateur doctor. i can clearly fig this out for myself. first. take the box of chocolate milano cookies. second. finish them for lunch. now u wait i'll be fine.
eeeeew why do they taste like vinegar???

liL qUirKs o miNE

my brother is a really funny guy. thats why i don't really mind if he yells at me. and then too i do a lot of stupid things when i'm staying at home.

like this one time i was talking to someone on the phone. and then i was done and was telling them bye. and just before i kept the phone down, i was like
"Bye, see ya around" and i was waving my hand. well not a full blown wave just a lil hand waving... and my bro caught me at it. i mean i never even realized my entire life that i do that. and i do such wierded out things.
and he was like "wat the heck is wrong with u? are u like a retard.. ur waving to ppl on the PHONE."
"were u dropped on ur head as a kid?? man thats soo retarded."
and he was laughing his head off the whole while.

which if u actually think about it is pretty funny.
i mean WHO does that??? just a quirk of mine. i move my hands a lot when i talk. its pretty funny to watch. like an energizer bunny doped up to its fuzzy pink ears....

diRtY LauNdrY oN dE fLoOr

u know how some people are just naturally messy. especially the bathing room. yes yes the same as bathroom.
sometimes i just give up u know. i just close my eyes, wear rubber chappals and ignore the pink gunk on the wall of the shower. i mean how the heck did it get there???
i mean what is that???? you don't even OWN anything thats like pink. i dont see any pink shampoo or soap or watever...
also i wud always get a major complex seeing the sheer volume of bottles present on the counter. i solved that problem by lining up all sorts of bottles and stuff on my counter. i hope they dont notice its just 4 diff conditioners and 3 diff shampoos parading as ladies toilette.

i just thank the lord for the battle hardened senses i now possess after yrs and yrs of living in a hostel. you guys will agree with me here. there's nothing more horrifying on this planet than sharing a bathroom with 15 other people.

i'm afraid that i have become so fussy that i don't think i can share a bathroom with ANYONE else.

its like
"honey... dearest i know we've been married only 3 days. but u know, how fussy i am about bathrooms. i'd like you to use the guest bathroom for the rest of our lives. i've already moved all your stuff. c ya"

wiLL dO tHe diTzy tHinG

for once, i wish i cud be really honest [ u mean u weren't till now?? omg! ]
i mean looking at these stupid girls who can't make up their mind between 2 guys and who string both guys along till they do. [ now don't get me all wrong here. anon from around europe. I DON'T WANT those guys. ] i mean how stupid are they to fight over an immature ditzy kind a gal who lives in her own la la land. [ hey i live in my la la land too, but its SIGNIFICANTLY more interesting. i have more things than just unicorns and puppies in MY la la land. i have dragons too :P ]

i just don't get it. half the time i feel like asking.
THIS IS THE GIRL UR ATTRACTED TO??? DUDE!! WAT ARE U THINKING????
ok ok admittedly she could be considered hot and sweet and nice and also slightly ... urm better not say that, both the guys are bigger than me....
but seriously. dude. wat r u thinking ??? ok mebe ur not. but still.

seriously???? u'd be happy with this... this.... ok i better not say that too.

but then once in a while i feel like tearing your hair out in frustration over the wide-eyed puppy dog saccharine extra sugar sweetness kind of girls around me.
oh and btw its not the first time this is happening... i seem to have come full circle with this kind of encounter.

u know wats painful? painful is when they have to finally grow up and you just HAPPEN to be around to help them through the transition.... sigh... growing up is so painful....

ok OK i'm getting the hankies and sopping bucket. hold on ... don't drown Wilson with your tears... HOLD ON a sec willya?
NO i didn't MEAN IT when i said your nose was too big and no one will ever marry you. i WAS KIDDING!!! will u STOP crying???? OFCOURSE he loves you!! [ omg! how did i get myself into this?? ] OFCOURSE he'll call [ ofcourse i'll hang myself soon ]


sigh

dOn't bE a pESt

GO



AWAY




urk

miX sOMe mOre oiL

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkk

i'm still feeling terrible and unable to fall asleep...

i was just wondering something. u know how sometimes i write stuff with multiple alphabets? like aaaaaaaaaargh or bleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak and etc
do u guys also read them along with the multiple alphabets? i mean do u , when u read, also contonue with the eee's and the aaa's till its done? or do u cheat and skip a few??

oh its completely random i know. and trust me to think of such stuff when i'm writhing around at midnight.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh i still feel like something thats scraping the bottom of your septic water tank in a tiny village in south karnataka.
uuuuuuuuuu................


QoD

miX tHe oiL

R___ says i'm the only person who can manage to poison herself.

actually it was supposed to be pasta salad. and i had a new dressing. olive oil and vinegerette

ugh.

note to self: NEVER BUY THAT OLIVE OIL AND VINEGAR THING AGAIN. DOUBLE UNDERLINE the NOTE TO SELF.

ugh.

i had my dinner and within half an hour i was throwing up and I continued to throw up for the next one hour.

ugh. bleeeeaaaaack
:-/

oh thanks a lot S___ for that comment, NO I'M NOT IN A DELICATE CONDITION. damn it!!!
stop telling people i'm having twins !!!!
if i am then i have to start a religion :-/ [ ala house ]

noOnE gEts iT

WHY do i have to pay 500 dollars a month as SOCIAL SECURITY TAX???
darn it. i won't even be around to collect social security when i turn 80 or watever.

there is no such thing as Global Warming. its just part of the natural end of days
-Tina Fey as Sarah Palin [ its funny!! watch it ]

100% of all females wish they cud change something about the way they look. so STOP worrying so much and have that piece of cake.

I DON'T CARE. no, seriously. i don't.

5 years later you won't even remember last weeks catastrophe/disaster. so will you just relax?

contrary to everyone's beliefs, you don't know me. mebe you might wish you did. maybe.

being by yourself is much MUCH better than having to spend the rest of your life with someone who might get on your nerves.

Wilson woudn't be Wilson without HOUSE. how could you NOT get that ????

:P

tHey dOn'T gEt iT

when i tell people i love books, i'm just given a tolerant smile. and when i tell them i have close to a thousand including magazines and comics and kindergarden books and stuff lying around in my house in mlore, thats when their jaw drops and they gimme a 'are u nuts' kind of look.

hey i don't just love books. i literally worship them. i think that Calvin and Hobbes is the word of God and i cried when DAX died [ he's a character in a book ]
if my house was burning i'd go back in to save my books, and when i die i'm taking them with me. i think each and every book can teach us something and can be considered a bible [ except for the book 'the monk who sold his ferrari'. thats just crap. unfortunately ]

DC your the only one to ever borrow a book from me and not return it. and i swear i'm dodging you to the gates of hell if you don't give it back. and NO, don't keep the book hoping that you'll have some company in hell. you DO NOT want me to nag you for all eternity about the book you owe me.
:P


and when i'm reading the whole world kinda fades away to just being an annoying gnat. and the only time i ever stole money from my piggy bank [ or from anyone ] was when i really really wanted that Archies comic book when i was 8.
and when 4 of my relatives would gimme money [ 200 - 500 bucks! ] for new clothes on diwali and yugadi and stiff and demand to see the dress next time, i'd show all of them this one dress, claiming that it was paid for by them and then buy books with the rest of the money. yup. i'd lie, cheat do anything for more books.
coz in my family, reading books was tabboo. and they'd say u'll get glasses, you start thinking too much, you shudn't read so much coz it gives u random unwanted ideas of insurrection and equality and visiting africa [ phantom comics ]....
and buying books was considered a waste of time [ u read it only once, what do u do after that?? ] and stuff.

man i love books. and once my mom caught me reading when i was supposed to be taking a nap. and she tore it [ TORE IT :O ] and threw it away [ wow thats harsh dude ]. i think i spent the next 3 hours sitting and bawling next to the garbage can. [ i was 9? 6? who knows?? ]

yup.

i love em.

and if i have to be stranded on a deserted island, with no one else, but with a lifetime supply of books, i would be perfectly content.

hE dOesN't gEt iT

i really really hate windows and microsoft. no i will not capitalize the W and the M coz i don't give them any importance. no i won't. noooooooo let go the keyboard, i wont let u change it Wilson.

when they know that everyone has to install 4 s/w together to get something to work. why can't they just bundle it up into one big sw and give it to us. WHY do we have God***** MULTIPLE VERSIONS for everything in Windows and VS and stuff????

why do developers have such colossally slow machines. and managers who do nothing except make fancy ppts have the latest high speed processors????

why???

u know how computers should be? they shud be like u tell them what you want done, and then they figure it out and do it for you. you shudn't even have to TYPE what you want. just tell them.
like i want to build a sw to do this and that. build me a GUI and get all the tools i need for it.

aaha.

thats how computers should work.

i want to make a graph that shows this vs that. and excel does that for you. not spend hours and hours figuring out how to make that shift a lil to the right, or how to make that straight or vertical or some other color or size or some such junk.

aaaaaaaaaaaa computers are supposed to serve us. the humans. not the other way around!!!!

YES i'm a technophobe. i wish i was born 200 yrs ago. gimme small pox and the plague anytime vs Visual Studio errors and compiler crashes.

i havent even started working. wat the heck am i gonna do once i DO START ????

sHE dOesN't gEt iT

you shud read this apparent prank they pulled off on Palin

CLICK HERE

i can't believe she almost got in. infact i can't believe she got closer to the white house than Clinton.

Read more HERE

on another note, i think i'm scaring my roomie by leaving random insulting notes to myself around the house....
"Hey Dooshbag, remember to pack your lunch. AND TAKE IT"
"Lock the door behind you doofus"
"switch off the lights before you leave the house. the planet is DYING EINSTEIN and its YOUR FAULT YOU ASS, love S_____"

yup think she's worried. must be why she's taken to sleep with a hunting knife by her side these days...

yOu doN'T gEt iT

i'm really disappointed in you guys...

didn't you GET the whole Wilson thing ???

or mebe you ALL got it.

come on, its sooo OBVIOUS

:P

seE iT iN coLOR

i think it;s my single handed mission to bring some technicolor to the halls of I____. everyone here wears greys, browns, whites and other dull faded color.

i mean COME ON. the walls are already grey and blue.

so i wore bright red pants with a black shirt. no wait a minute, i got that in reverse. i am wearing a bright red SHIT, i mean SHIRT , with black pants. WAIT ok ok its SHIRT! oh come on. will u grow up ???
:)

on another note,
no actually i don't have another note.

i'll end this here.
now.
i mean right here.
this very minute.
bye.
i'm gonna stop typing this very min. this is my last sentence.
go.
bye.
not another word after this.
before that just want to say, woo hoo the intelligent folks won yest.
thats all.
i'm going now.
bye.

wHen, nOT tO tHinK iS baD

another mystery of the universe are people who refuse to think
i mean i have a friend, who says she's better off without knowing stuff. i mean she actively prefers/chooses ignorance. and not just in some matters. but in ALL matters.

wat? your invisible CAT friend got all your portion of curiosity?? u mean you'd rather NOT know about stuff that exists in the world coz thinking about it is unpleasant??
i am aghast. i wont say was. coz i AM STILL aghast.

i have finally found my opposite.
i mean i think about EVERYTHING. there is not a single topic on this planet i have not pondered upon. if there is such a topic, its only coz its not occurred to me and if u point it out, i'd be glad to ponder over it.
every single thing my bizarre mind has been able to conjure up, and i've thought about it, come to a conclusion that satisfies me and filed it away in the cabinet of my mind.

and YOU PREFER NOT KNOWING about the wierd [ not necessarily the bad ] stuff or just random stuff like what diseases exist, just coz its too unpleasant for your brain to contemplate about it???
OMG !!

i'm aghast.

..
..


deathly silence...............

wHo bRoKe iT?

ok the first topic of the day
no one can still leave comments on the blog.
ok OK i'm trying i'm trying to fix it!

u know I MISS THEM TOO Wilson. you, bawling like a baby is NOT helping!

see, i'm trying my best. i went to the help groups. i saw 4 people having the same problems. i tried to leave a messasge too, but they said i had to sign up somewhere.... i lost interest. i went to another help group... see? i already did SO MUCH. now i need a break. i'm exhausted.

anyways. its amazing how fast u can get addicted to reading anon comments isn't it Wilson? i mean couple of weeks ago, they didnt even exist!!
OK they existed in the universe somewhere, but not in my head...

yup, so the lack of interaction with ppl who are alive, has led me to have entire conversations with ppl who exist only in my head. no no, not you Wilson, obviously you exist... [ pssst don't tell him, he feels bad ]

anyways.

you know badly written stuff is such a turn off. i mean who wants to get up in the morning and read a gtalk status that says
"don't count your chickens before they are hatched"
ok its not don't it was Don't. wonderful u know punctuation.

ok. my roomie says i'm just too harsh about the whole i-hate-badly-written-english, a pox-on-all-ppl-who-write-them thing. [ btw thats WHY i don't like anon 4... oh wait mebe it was anon 5... ]
ya i'm not a lit prof and i may not always be [ be always? ] right. but then stuff thats obvious? COME ON.
i once had a friend who wud always get his one's and once mixed up. i mean. i used to absolutely HATE that. i think i stopped talking to him coz i cudnt take any more of
" before we go to the movie i had to finish reading this report one's"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

FieLd oF dAisiEs

Daisy


wat ?

i like it

its actually surreal to see the pic on the blog.
coz its my desktop screen too and then my blog is also green....

wow man, its giving me a head rush !

LeArN sOmeThiNG eVEryDay

i learnt something new today.

you CANNOT watch Jon Stewarts Daily Show when ur in the office.

because you WILL burst out laughing and then scare the crap out of your cubicle neighbours....


oh btw there seems to be some bug in the comments section. and NO, I didn't break it.
for Gods sake!! it WASN'T ME !!
no idea when it will be fixed though. till then hold on to your pants. [ that phrase makes NO sense watsover. but watever ]

eLEctiOnS tOdaY

Cartoon 1

Man both these were funny.
got it from TIMES btw. i'm juts hoping no one bombs me off...

hey Wilson, check out The young Turks channel and clips on youtube.
its pretty gud.

Cartoon 2

dUde yOur stAriNG

THIS was sooo hillarious !! i started laughing at 0:23 seconds and didnt stop till the end.
I mean DUDE!! wat the heck are you doing???

:D




"Not "rock" as in music. "Rock" as in: the former senator from Alaska and Democratic Presidential primary candidate stares into a camera for over a minute, hurls a stone into a lake, and walks away. Bizarre yet entrancing, it's like a Zen poem in YouTube form. Gravel later described the video as representing the ripples of change. Or something like that. This is the closest I've come to being moved to vote for a candidate by a political spot. Mainly for fear that if I didn't, he might do something crazier."
- Mike Gravell, TIME with CNN


oh come on, if u didnt think that was funny, then ur just a sap. go on. its hillarious!!

ThE fiNaLs

i largely managed to ignore the mania.
but then i just had to succumb a lil in the end

oh cooommmeee onnnnnn.
it IS almost over. and who knows ?? mebe there is a lil hope after all..

sUspiCiOuS coNDuCt

I would conduct a lot of surveys as a teenager.

emotional maturity survey [ i was not happy to find i had the lowest score amongst all my friends , thanx a lot Jung ]
emotional intelligence survey
the personality test
etc etc

it was one of my fav pastimes in class. who listened to profs anyways ?
i drew, wrote poems [ that got published in the college magazine btw. and for weeks later ppl would come , pat me on the back and tell me, "i never knew u had so much sadness inside you". i went back and read the poem again. yup it was an extreeeemely sad and painful poem and no. no. i did not write it coz i was a painfully shy kid buried under all the humor and boisterousness. no. no. it was sad coz i had written the poem in chemistry class. that was an extreeeeeeemely sad and painful subject. NOW will u stop shaking ur head sadly at me? PLEASE? ]

anyways [ straightening my shirt ] now that we have got THAT out of the way.
[ btw just to counteract all the outpouring of sympathy coming my way, i wrote 2 short stories. with death and mayhem and plenty of ghosts. ha! THAT shud give u a few nihgtmares and keep u away from me .... ]

damn it wilson, now i forgot my point.

tHe inVeRse LaW

If God came to you. ok i know that he might not possibly exist, but lets just say hypothetically he does and he came to you.
and he said he'd make you ten times better looking than you were right now. but then he'd have to take something from you to make it even steven. and so would have to make you a little dumber. not ten times. just a lil dumber.
mebe like 10% of your intelligence wud be reduced.

wud u take him up on it ?

wud u give up some part of ur reasoning, thinking capacity to look 10 times better???

i'm really really interested. no really. i am. promise. just ans with a yes or no.

this actually reminds me of a conversation i had as a teenager with my hostel friends. i went around conducting some random survey [ ya i was a really boring kid back then :P ] of which part of themselves were they really really glad about and wudnt exchange for anything else in the whole wide world. u know like glad they had that one part.

i really got a whole range of answers. which was very interesting.

legs
eyes
really long hair
skin
fair skin
slender fingers [ wierd but thats ok, but hey it works ]
no comments [ she glared me out of her room ]

unfortunately not one. NOT ONE 17 yr old mentioned brains.
unfortunately thats the answer i picked.
unfortunately no one was impressed with my answer except me. [ when i proudly told them my choice, i got a lot of puzzled stares or blank looks and some ppl slowly took a step away from me ]

i didnt actually do this survey with guys. most of them wud rem some really urgent work when i started asking my survey question. a couple of them distinctly told me they didnt have time to waste on such faaltu stuff and went back to flirting with the juniors. i think they didnt want to look like idiots in front of those girls.

LikiNg iT

i like these quotes

"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?"
Ursula K. LeGuin

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
Carl Sagan

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but god man, your abusing that privilege."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Douglas Adams

"Noise proves nothing - often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid."
Mark Twain

"Maybe the hen is just the egg's way of making more eggs"

"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."

"No one is listening until you fart." [ sorry jane austen ]

"You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?"

"I think, therefore I am..... I think."

"When we talk to God, its praying, when God talks to us, its schizophrenia"

"My husband needed space, so i locked him out of the house"

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."

"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day"

cAlLiNg tHe ShoTs

i just can't stay away can i??

ok so theyr giving us flu shots. down in the cafetaria. i have several well meaning people pushing me to go get my flu shot.

i plan to hide out in the ladies room, till i have to go home.

are u kidding? u know theyr injecting THE FLU into you. i don't want the FLU
[ k u might not have fallen for that miserable excuse for an excuse, but i'm NOT going for the flu shot. u'll have to take me kicking and screaming all the way! ]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa no let go.. let gooooooooooooo

i cAn toO cOmpEte

i just went and read a friends blog [ who's considered very funny and apparently is published [[ :-/ ya i'm green ]] to see how many people read HIS blog. we have 2000 visits here !! :O

i am happy to say... that i don't know. but... BUT.... HE doesnt have anyone calling him JAMES BOND!!
:D [ <-- idiot author can't stop grinning ]
and HE doesnt have coool fan letters. and stuff. and ppl calling him solace.. [ aaha!! take that!! ]

ok ok i read only 3 posts.

OK OK i didnt even read the 3 posts, i just searched for the comments.

OK OK i don't think he's that funny either. shhhhhhhhhhhh
damn it wilson, don't scream that aloud.

ok if ur curious and are jobless search for whiteblankpages.blogspot.com
but i have to warn u, there are too many ads on that page. it kinda sends u into a psychedelic trance.

dReaM vAcaTioNs

you know what's fun ?
planning a trip.

now going on a trip is fun too. but not that easy. but planning. hey anyone can dream, right?
its like i've been planning for the last 7 yrs to go to Goa with my friends.
unfortunately there are many problems.

1. none of the said friends want to go on the trip with me. [ teetotaller, party pooper, won't allow us to sleep with strangers [[ ya right, dream on lover boys ]], won't wear bikinis [[ ya right, dream on lover boys ]], etc etc ]
2. the rest of the girls cud never get 'permission' [ hey parents EXPECT us to lie. what kind of a teenager rebel ARE you ? ]
3. we were dead broke in college [ between the 15 of us, we had 43 rupees and 25 paise. ya it wud prob get us all half a biscuit each ]
4. mention Goa and the guys in my gang, were dreaming aloud of ogling the bikini babes and lying in a drunken stupor all day on the beach. [ does not paint a pretty picture for the girls who had to watch this happen ]
and so on....

so basically i spent 7 yrs making these plans. and then i left india and then last yr they all went to Madhumalai.
[ oh thanx a lot guys. NO i don't want to see the pictures and the video. NO i don't want to hear about the fun stuff you did [[ kicking the wall with a sulky face ]] ]

well anyways.

but it IS loads of fun to plan. and every yr even if i go NOWHERE. i make sure to plan my europe trip, my trek to the himalayas, my african safari, my egyptian pyramid trip, my disney rides, my new zealand underwater scuba diving trip...

oh man. you can just read and weep [ ha! eat ur heart out u... u.. ppl ] my trip is gonna be AWESOME!!

..
..
..

when it happens that is.
:-|

cAn'T dO tHe baBeS

i have it on gud authority that guys believe,
[ and guys correct me if i'm wrong... ]

that if ur a babe then you won't wait for more than three rings when u call a guy.
its like the rule of babedom. so if u call the guy back, or mebe that rule is for calling anyone. so basically, if ur a babe and u call someone, you will not wait for more than 3 rings.

and if someone calls you, esp the guy ur interested in , then you won't pick up before 3 rings. and then you won't call back if u leave them a message and will wait for them to call u... ok my head is reeling from all these instructions !!

ok i'm pretty sure that i'll never ever be considered a babe. i just dont know the RULES !!!

thats sooo sad !!!

nO i'M noT thAt dEcaDEnt

everyone is a cynic.

i mean why are people finding it so hard to believe that i lead a very boring life??

heyy do the math. if i'm busy writing this on a friday or saturday night,
how the heck can i be carrying on a blazing affair with a 30 yr old christian or watever????
[ sadly 30 is no longer such an old ppls age, i mean i used to be like. ur 30? man ur old, now i'm like ur 30? hey ur life is just starting ... wat? ur 40? man your old....]

but ya coming back to the point, wats with everyone?? giving me this winks and smirks and asking me hows the party ? wat party?? the last party i went to was in my own house and it was a birthday and i was half asleep coz i had cooked for 25 ppl !
[ as time passes that number is just gonna rise :P ]

yeah... and for the last time people.
being in the US DOES NOT MEAN constant orgies and decadent behaviour. SORRY i shattered all your fantasies , but NO babes do not walk around in bikinis all day, oregon is NOT baywatch. and NO, its NOT a life of constant booze and parties.
i'm at home on a friday night. eating the left overs of my roomie's party [ don't get all het up, it was her married cousin's party. there were kids and all ] and debating the existence of God with a staunch apologist follower. or some such thing i don't exactly understand what he was.
[ oh i'll get a comment from him for that for sure .... ]

but ya. thats what i did with my friday.
oh and i played a massive prank on R, :P but thats another story

toodles
and have a gr8 weekend !!

QoD

tHe sUcCesS sTOry

:P

ok ok i'm tooting my own horn here, but then hey !! it WAS my first attempt



heyyy so this was my beetroot halwa.




hey, come on. it doesn't look THAT bad. it was quite popular , ok ??

woo hoo.

:P

gHostS cOMe ouT

hey its halloween !!

wat are u disguised as?

i saw a king, and a goldilocks and karate kid

my disguise was that i was dressed as a human :P

i wasnt that convincing though ... they didnt want candy even when i offered it
:(

cOnfuSEd iN tHe rAin

so today morning.

i was as usual hitching a ride with a friend to office.

so friend 1 would drop me , and i was already runinng late.... and i was walking towards the apartment and i saw friend 2 get out and run to a car [ coz it was like.. raining and stuff ]
and then i thot, cool they'r ready to leave.. and just went and opened the back door of the car to get in.

and it was SOMEONE ELSE !!!!

WTF !!!

man that guy was like sooo confused.
rofl
u shud have seen his poor face. he was like.
huh, WHATs happening???

and i was like , shit. this is the second time this week.
atleast i've like met this dude a couple of times.

last time it was some random chinese guy.......

sCarY thOUghTs

i have chocolates on my desk for halloween.
^_^

woo hoo

hey, if the kids don't come for it, i can eat it.

thanks A____ [ a diff one ] for the chocolates by the way !!

what's the scary thought ???
its that if too many kids come, and i don't get any.
right now the score is kids 0, me 327

QoD

mEeT nEw peOpLE

i've definitely [ see? i CAN spell ] met some wierd people.
some of the wierdest first time meeting ppl things ....

i was waiting for the CMU shuttle. [ oh come on. u know everything about me by now. ]
and then this guy is standing next to me and after a while we just happen to look at each other during one of my random visual sweeps of the area. he smiles. i smile. [ ya i wud smile at any person i meet. i'm very polite that way. THIS teaches me a lesson ] and then he walks over. i'm still not thinking anything.
"hi"
"hi"
"how many years did u work before you joined cmu??"
[ wat? wth, do i look old to u or something u idiot. wat kind of opening statement is that?? and who the hell ARE you and why shud i tell u?? ]
since i am basically not paranoid and infinitely trust the universe [ ha! ya right ] i just told him. man i so didnt want to make a fuss. and then he proceeded to grill me on my yrs of experience working, and which company and then where i worked, etc etc
and then
" by the way I'm A____"
" i'm S_____" and i give a kind of frosty smile [ i'm not sure what that means, but if its what i think it means then that adjective is fine... ] coz by now i'm just annoyed with this ass [ oops hopes he doesnt read my blog ].

and then ofcourse the shuttle comes and we get in and one of his friend is already in. [ actually i shudn't say friend. THAT guy might sue me, coz he gave a very frosty greeting to A___ too ] and A___ turns around and introduces me.
" this is S______ and she worked in IBM for 2 yrs in bangalore before she joined cmu."
[ i'm like wat? thats my new intro now?? ]
the two sane ppl looked warily at each other hoping that the only stupid person was A_____ and then shook hands.


i had to grimace. i mean gud lord. wat if thats my new name??
"S___ who worked in IBM for 2 yrs before she joined cmu" kind of a long name dont ya think???

ugh.
oh std disclaimer. the opinion of the author is not accurately represented by the author. so if u want to sue anyone for slander... go sue DC.
;P

and oh all right my name is sheethal. there, i'm just tired of all this protecting anonymity and be careful of stalkers crap. who's gonna find me in hillsboro?



wooooooooooops

sO i wAtcH toO mANy

ok mebe i shud take a break for a while.

u know i was just thinking [ finally!! ] that except for that one anonymous straggler amongst our midst, pretty much everyone else knows me. coz everyone else is like , known to me [ wat? ] sorry i meant everyone else is like my friend. so how unfair is that !

so i... [ no NO don't do it, shout the voices in my head ]
oh ok FINE.

but you know which cartoon character i like best? [ what? when did the quantum leap of topic happen? ] no seriously. one of my most fav char is the femur? lemur? wat is it. the king of those wierd animals in madagascar??
"we got to do it, do it"
rofl :D
"we got to do it, do it"

i mean seriously !! thats funny stuff !!!
"we got to do it, do it"
[ fell on the floor laughing. ok ok i fibbed i was already there when i started rolling. but hey "we got to do it, do it" ]
:D

DC , you soooo seriously remind me of that king. [ i'm sorry i forgot your first name , actually your whole name after knowing you for like 7 years! i'm sorry, i'm sorry DC!! ]

the-wishing-wannabe
QoD

gOt loSt oN tHE wAy hOmE... aGAin

oh its absolutely fantastic. to meet new people.

its even better if theyr the insane variety too. went to this five guys and burgers place. apparently they'r biggest USP is that they give u free peanuts.
how AWESOME is that???

and then they cook their french fries in peanut oil. how AWESOME is that???

and the whole place was done in red and white and had won soooooo many reviews. how AWESOME is that????

and ..........keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry for the interruption. the author OBVIOUSLY had too much peanut products in dangerous quantities. so we're taking her out. u know the whale hunting kind. out.

so that your entertainment continues uninterrupted we're leaving behind mild-mannered QoD [ ala CnH style, who ttally RULES btw ]. so please continue this amazing reading experience with mild-mannered QoD.


keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ok so as i was saying, i had a really nice time meeting all these people.
got lost on the way home, coz i had to come home by myself. apparently one month of driving in this area is not enough to give me any sense of direction. so wandered around aimlessly, called up people to find the way. finally found the way. came home. made a sandwhich. was talkking to my friend while making the sandwhich.
finished the call. hung up. opened the microwave door, and put the phone in. closed the door......


THWACK!!

WHAT??? i get kidnapped and replaced by a 'MILD-MANNERED' dummy and you don't even realize??? YEAH i had to free myself from these MORONIC captives and thwack her on the head and stow her away in the trunk of my roomies new car... and we have to dispose of the dummy in the dead of the night... [ 1. i have WAY too much time, 2. i have a WAY too wierd imagination, 3. come on, admit it. you have WAY too much fun with me as compared to that mild mannered idiot ]

fReAky fRiDay psYcHoLOgy

ok u HAVE to try this :P

Something really really cool


its abs fantastic. and spin her both ways.. come on.. u can do it.

on a side note. i successfully managed to scare Cacofonix off.
mebe Getafix will be next, but as we all Asterix fans know, he's much much harder
to defeat

oh lighten up CJ i'm just kidding!

wAs iT goOd foR yOU toO?

so i've been dreaming really wierd stuff lately [ freud wud have a field day ]

so i'm back home. and in my grandpas place. and i need to use the.. ahem... ladies room [ my aren't we being jane austenish today ] and then i rem i had to take a torch [ coz it was night ] and walk out of the house. and wear my slippers coz i cud no longer bear the water everywhere thing. and then i had to go to this ramshackle shack.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

thats when i woke up.

omg wait i just rem. that still how the bathroom is in my grandpas place. u totally have to get out of the house and walk in the night and pray that u don't step on a frog or something.
oh ya now i rem, on no account do i go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. ok ok 'loo'. [ u just wanted me to say it didnt ya? what are u? ten yrs old? ]

nyways do u know places like that too ?? where u have to take a torch in the night to the loo. and make sure u don't drop the torch down the loo. coz its an indian loo. [ ok can u like stop giggling everytime i say loo... sheesh... ] and then u have to watch out for frogs and lizards and stuff.
and by then ur not sleepy anymore. but if u dont sleep u have to watch this really fat uncle or really ugly aunt snore. [ ugh ]
so u close ur eyes. put the blanket over ur head [ otherwise the lizards might fall on u from the roof of the house ] and make sure that all the edges of the blanket are tucked under ur limbs around u, like a coffin style. [ else insects might get in and crawl on u from the sides... ] and lets not have any thots about the snakes that are potentially on the roof. say a quick prayer to god that no small insect goes into ur nose, ears, mouth and then fall asleep?

what can i say? i had a really fun childhood.

aaaaaaaaaack there's a frog near the water tap. i need to wash my legs after going to the loo. shooo! shooooooo.

aaaaaaaaaaack! its jumped closer!!
run!! ruuuuuuun!!!!!!!

u gEt aDdicTed toO

here's another song that you can get addicted to and then go crazy trying to get it out of your mind.
its from the same yuvraj movie. manmohini re or some such thing

btw have you ever watched
'The King and I'
'Gone with the Wind'
'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'
'Inherit the Wind'
'Maltese falcon' - thanx A for making me watch it :P
'Birds' [ hav i got this one right? the alfred hitchcock one ]
'Roman Holiday'
'Charade'
'My fair Lady'
and 'Kill Bill' [ ya that was just to wake u up. u were drooling over the audrey hepburn fantasy :P ]

oh if u haven't watched one of these u totally shud. theyr not the best ive ever watched ... there must have been others .. but i can't remem them right now.
u know movies like panic room. :-|