oN abSentMinDEdNeSs

your absent minded professor Cuthbert when -

1. you forget your wallet in the office, on the desk... and don't remember, until midnight.
OR you shut down your computer and walk out to the parking lot only to realize your laptop is still sitting on your desk. [ you were just walking around with an empty bag. "the bags awfully light today..." ]

2. you get into an elevator and then wonder if its broken before realizing you haven't pressed any button. [ its been 10 minutes and your just standing in a stalled elevator like an idiot moron ]

3. you live in a studio apartment, forget to lock your front door and your drunk neighbor gets confused and walks in at 2 AM, scaring you sh*tless [ coz ur in bed and ur bed is like 2 feet from the front door. did i not mention the stupidio appt thing?? ]

4. you pay 1000 rupees in fines coz you've forgotten to pay your exam fees AND you remembered a month late.

5. you've forgotten your mom's birthday 10 years in a row. [ congratulations. you have now reached the level of pond scum ]

6. you regularly almost walk into the 6 foot ppl in your office. [ wat?? how can you NOT see the 6 ft ppl :O ]

7. you walk into a class and realize you've forgotten that it's the final exam that day. you don't even have a pen on you.

8. you've run out of gas atleast 3 times in 6 months and had to push the darn moped to the nearest gas station. [ i meant to fill up at the next station that i saw... ]

9. you start mixing up your memories with stuff that's actually happened to ur friends.
"did you actually do that?"
"i think so..."

10. you keep quoting ppl and recollecting stuff that happened to you, but your no longer sure if it really happened/you really heard them say it or if it was all a dream.