gOaLs fOR thE yeaR

what are your life goals? [ as my esteemed relatives asks ]

mine? its to become LORD of the known UNIVERSE. heyy no one said we had to dream small. u know?? the slogan. dream BIG.

oh ok i'll get serious....
i want to attain enlightenment. u know. like Buddha. then what the heck am i doing here?? in portland?? i shud be under some tree eating ants!
>_<

but wait. before the bark and ants eating stage, i want to make some money [ to buy books ofcourse ], travel the world once [ not many times, i don't want to be greedy ] and learn how to fly a fighter jet [ heyy as long as we're dreaming... ]
THEN i'll do the whole moksha-eternal-life thing.

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what??


ok ok u know i wasn't serious. stop plotting on how to bring me down. i can't become lord of the known universe in this life. i'd need ATLEAST three. but then again. i don't understand why i'm required to have life goals which are pre-approved by you and the rest of society. why do i have the goals handed to me and all i get to do is adjust the timeline a lil bit. mebe i want something more. mebe YOU want something more.
"your dreams are only limited by your imagination ppl"

ps: no u don't get me. the argument is NOT that i won't conform. the argument is that i need to put in a bucketload of effort to conform. and all i'm saying i'm too lazy-ass to do that, and i'd rather be fast asleep or watching cartoons. yaaawn.