"what's this?"
"your online profile. you have to fill out the self description part.... write about urself, that sort of thing.... there's no limit on lines"
"i see. hmm. give the computer to me." [ dare we imagine what runs through her mind right now? ]
she is most definitely human.
also funny, with so advanced a sense of humour that most ppl don't get it. intelligent with so advanced a sense of... [ ok i already said that. how about this? ]
intelligent with such brilliance that she might blind you. warning - wear protective glasses. her radiance shines forth brightly like a thousand suns. [ think that will do it? ]
not at all modest ..oops i mean not at all IMmodest. is not Neurotic, Paranoid, Moody, an Extremist, mildly Manic [ boy am i on a roll here ] or self-absorbed. she MAYbe a lil OCD or a control freak. [ scratch that we don't want to use words like freak in self descriptions ]
"WAT?? wat r u doing?? u can't say all THIS. gimme back the computer" < snatched back >
"I'LL write for YOU"
did you write funny? [ right on top. actually thats ALL i have. funny. ]
well-read [ will bore you with hours of random trivia ]
articulate [ will insist on using incomprehensible legal jargon in every-day conversation ]
very friendly [ cross her and she will make your life a living hell (?!) ]
loving [ what the.... ]
caring [ i give up ]
beautiful [ on the planet of Zorgs?? SURE ]
"should i write that you love to eat salads here?" [ not if u really like ur teeth ]
"why are u so angry? so violent? its disturbing."
"can i quote you as my reference??"
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