WieRd mORniNgS

life is infinitely exciting... they've made it easier to post comments !! yipeee.... ya i know. life's lil pleasures.

so did i tell u bout the time i........ hmm prob not. lets see
its a story about ... hmm the words teenagers, mirror, horror, etc come to mind.

so it was just another day for me. i had classes. tuitions, blah blah. i wake up groggily, stumble to the bathroom, put toothpaste on my toothbrush, look up in the mirror and
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

my lips have swollen to THREE times its normal size.

WT* !!

while my incoherent brain is trying to make some sense of why??? [ WHY?? oh GOD , WHY??? ]
the how?? [ HOW?? oh GOD. HOW??? ] and therefore.. i can hear myself screaming.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

gud lord i look like a mutant from an amphibian planet.

part of my mind was [ the part that's insane ] fascinated. [ hey look ! i didnt know lips cud do that ] while the rest of my brain was behaving normally for once. [ eeeeew i look terrible. i'm not going to school looking like this. ]

ofcourse when i went to my blessed mother with this problem, wailing like any normal teen girl would do, she took one look at me and burst out laughing. [ THANKS FOR THAT MOM! i'm SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW. teens are very sensitive you know. ]

you had to literally pry my brother off the floor. he was rolling around, tears streaming down his face.
laughing u dolts. not crying. [ ya u can't ascribe the higher sentiments to my brother. nope you can't ]
anyways...

typing nowadays is really hard. what with the whole vitamin B1 deficiency, numb fingers thing. and it doesn't help when your mom [ Hi Mom !! ] kindly decides to wake you up at 6:30 in the morning [ hey! i slept at midnight ] just to discuss the whole i-am-out-of-free-minutes-and-incoming-is-charged excuse i always give. also to advise that i need to exercise more. lots of people are doing it. [ !! in 30 deg weather?? i don't THINK SO. and anyways when was that a reason for doing anything?? ]

and how my prospects of getting married are lowering day by day if i don't change my ways [ oh nooooooooo not THAT again. moooooooooooooom its 6:30 ... groan .. ]
man i was too groggy. i wonder what i ended up agreeing to just to get her off the phone.

sigh.