Friday, October 17, 2008

pAinT iT uP

my roomie got one wall of her bedroom painted. fire weed.
thats the color. i'm sure u guessed it.
if i throw random words like fire weed, turkish wood, stonewall gray...
i'm sure u'd know they were paint colors.

you wudn't think i was smoking pot and in the 7th heavens of nirvana. no you wudn't.
i know that.

anyways. so we have this nice person from iraq who comes over to paint the wall fireweed. apparently he loves indians. so he asked me a whole bunch of qs

who was the latest bollywood star now. was it shammi kapoor??
[ dude, thats like ur 30 years behind the times... i think shammi kapoor's son is in movies?? does he Have a son ?? ]

how much does it cost to have an indian wedding? when will i buy a house. [ please call him to paint the house. he works for himself ]

and so on.

at the end of 2 hours. he knew a lot about india. [ atleast a lot more than when he started. ] like places that he MUST visit if he ever goes there.
where the taj mahal is situated [ everyone knows that one ]
and stuff like that

i didnt really ask too many qs about iraq. what can i ask?? which is the most popular place to visit???
[ the place that isn't being bombed right now. ]
oh there's a conversation killer if you ever had one.

anyways. did you know, that its almost always that the girls who ask for color paints on their walls. guys cudn't care less. he said in his 60 years of his career. or was that 16?? [ he didn't look like he was 70+ yrs old ] , he hadn't ever met a single guy as his client. now THAT is an interesting statistic. you know.

i think i understand. why would u spend a 100 bucks for a different wall color ? when you could so use that money for something better. like beer for instance
[ ok i'll not tell you girl , that's how you spent most weekends before you met her. AND that for GOD'S SAKE you miss those days ... ]


ok ppl have a great weekend. drive safely. and don't drink yourself into a drunken stupor and lay sprawled out on your living room couch or on the side of the street wearing pink color unmentionables.... or don't drink yourself into imagining your superman and run through the main street thoroughfare, once again wearing only pink unmentionables or dance on the tables of the pub wearing red unmentionables... or.....
[ man, such specific advice. makes you wonder , doesn't it?? :P ]

QoD

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