rEplY tO aNoN

we have to talk about something else. as I'm a slave to requests from anon.
also i'm afraid he's stalking me and might swipe a butcher knife across my throat [ a.k.a hannibal ] [ oh all right mebe a.k.a is not so appropriate but it sounds sooo cool like visavis and appropos .. ]. i'm afraid he'll do that if i don't listen to his request of writing something fresh and new!! {say that with a zing in ur tone like the new detergent ad}
apart from the fact that the only time i have nowadays, to post anything, is my lunch break [ yeah.. i'm giving up my lunch break for u anon ] i really don't have that much going on in my life at this very second.
should i invent stuff just to pander shamelessly to your degenrate sense of entertainment and the endless joy you get from reading about other people's miseries????
[ now we know why no one posts comments on my blog.. actually now we know why no one even READS my blog.. having nothing else to write about, i tear apart your comment ]

yup so now that we have established that i live to serve and please anonymous comments on my blog. which btw i purely use for pleasing myself and not to pander shamelessly to your deg......... [ brain tuned out for the next 10 minutes ].
now as we have done that we can go back to revisiting each and every topic i wrote about for the last one year and spend hours dissecting them [ obviously the hope is that by then anon would become brain dead, provided he/she was still with us till the end ]

yaaaawn. my lunch break is over now. and armed with an amazing sense of worthiness of having accomplished something fantastic and then also being amazed by my natural brilliance and awesomeness , i shall now bid u adieu for the rest of the day.

bye anon, i'll see you later... and don't try to up a crazy person. ppl wierder than you have tried and failed.